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What is here today but not a year from now or a year ago?

In an open letter to Amazon.com, Tim O'Reilly, Publisher of O'Reilly & Associates books urges the discontinuation of attempting to enforce Amazon's patents on "1-click shopping" and "affiliate programs."

In an earlier, personal letter to Jeff Bezos, President of Amazon.com, O'Reilly asked the company to stop its practices of pulling thing over on the patent office and to basically grow up.

Bezos had none of it and said Amazon is justified in their actions.

Be sure to read and sign the open letter to Amazon.com urging them to cease their actions.

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I missed this when it was going on last year but as some from around the Minneapolis/St.Paul area know, there has been a bookstore called Amazon right near loring park for some time now (30 years?). The sued Amazon.com for trademark infringement last October.

In this article at Salon more details are given and some interesting things have gone on in that case.

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The Boycott Amazon movement!. I will be boycotting them until these issues are resolved.

Goodbye videotapes?

Though I am not quite done with it, I have been making a list of my all-time favorite TV shows. You can bet the Simpson's will be in there. And this site is the bomb-diggity as far as Simpson's info goes.

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Some news on the Electronics front:

Tivo has just dropped in price ($100) and now sells for $399 for the 14 hour version. It is pretty damn cool on will likley make my christmas list this year.

Here are some of its highlights: You can...

This is getting old.

Amazon.com has worn out its welcome as far as I am concerned. Everyone speaks of Microsoft being this big, bad company but the legal maneuverings of Amazon are making me furious.

In another case of pulling one over on a very technically naive judicial system, Amazon and its army of lawyers won a series of patents for "affiliate programs technology".

They had previously bewildered a judge into granting them the patents for its "One-Click technology" which allows a customer to quickly buy books and other items from Amazon.

The reason this is so ridiculous is because these "technologies" are more like general concepts or ideas than specific methodologies. That's like Target Stores coming out and announcing their new patent on discounting prices on consumer goods.

And it make me so angry because I can just picture the patent judge sitting there being dazzled by Amazon's presentation and conceding that they make a very good case without really realizing that it isn't a technology at all. These judges and 95% of the population do not understand the difference between a principle and a technique.

Here's a link to the article at c|net

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I don't know if anyone out there will be watching this on Sunday, but MSNBC is having a big Summit in Silicon Valley that will include some big names in the industry: Marc Andreessen, Loudcloud & Netscape; Jeff Bezos, Amazon.com; Stephen Case, AOL; John Chambers, Cisco; Christos M. Cotsakos, E*Trade Group; Andrew Grove, Intel Corporation; Craig Mundie, Microsoft; Ted Waitt, Gateway Inc.; Jay Walker, Priceline.com; Meg Whitman, eBay Inc.; and Jerry Yang, Yahoo! along with some bigtime reporter-types: Tom Brokaw, MSNBC; Kurt Andersen; Ken Auletta, The New Yorker; Karen Breslau, Wired Magazine; Michael Kinsley, Slate Magazine; John Markoff, New York Times; Brock Meeks, MSNBC.com; and Kara Swisher, Wall Street Journal.

The premise is neat I guess but I believe that they really won't even scratch the glossy surfaces of the issues they are claiming to be covering. Issues like: Will the Internet mean an end to privacy? Will it break society down into isolated segments? Will hackers wipe out financial institutions or government records? Can technology close the gap between haves and have-nots? Should the government intervene to ensure that the public is protected from these threats? And if more and more commerce is moving to the Web, shouldn’t it be taxed? would take days if not weeks to discuss thoroughly. I may tune in anyways just to see how it is unfolding.

You can let your opinion on some of these issues be heard by voting, too.

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Finally, Are you sick of paying close to $2/gallon for gas. Well you can either get working on that solar car in the back of the garage that you started in the 70's or go to Priceline.com and visit everyone's favorite space explorer, Bill Shattner. While you are there check out their latest service (launching on my birthday, May 20) that allows you to name your price for gas. Yup you say $.99/gal and if you are lucky you can drive to your neighborhood Amoco and filler up.

More Mullet Fun

Here's another article from The Standard about some companies profiting or not off of various animal products and services.

One such company: Diversa has an ... interesting product... here's more:

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A friend sent me this link to an article at the Standard about the mullet craze sweeping the nation. There are actually other mullet "portals.

Some excerpts:

and

True, true.

Grammy's = Boring

Because the Grammy's have put us all in such a musical mood and because mullets are bigger than ever (see mullettsgalore.com) I am posting the mp3 and lyrics to Mullet Head by the Beastie Boys:

Mullet Head

Yea... You're coming off like you're Van Damme
You've got Kenny G, in your Trans Am
You've got names like Billy Ray
Now you sing Hip Hop Hooray
Put your Oakleys and your stone wash on
Watching MTV and you mosh on
#1 on the side and don't touch the back
#6 on the top and don't cut it wack, Jack
Mullet head

Cut the Sides, Don't Touch The Back
Cut the Sides, Don't Touch The Back
Cut the Sides, Don't Touch The Back
Cut the Sides, Don't Touch The Back

Shiny chrome rims never rusted
Driving through the tunnel, you might get busted
Never trusted, Mullet head
You know you took that girl to bed
Cruising 8th Street Saturday night
Trying to find a head shop, looking to fight
You've got that stonewash derriere
Spike the top because the week-end is here
You wanna know what's a mullet? well
I got a little story to tell
About a hair style, that's way of life
Have you ever seen a Mullet wife?
Yo, take a chill B, check out my Spillbee
'Cause you don't know about the Mullet head
Cruise in my Iroc, stonewash on my cock
Got it like that 'cause I'm the Mullet head
Put me on trial 'cause I'm worth your while
Pass me the comb 'cause I'm the Mullet man
Got The New York Post, read that story
About Joey Buttafooco in all his glory
They said he tried to freak it with a high school girl
Pimpin' Amy Fisher to the rest of the world
A real lover man, a real Cassanova
Joey got horny and now he's over
Amy got pissed, shot his wife
Joey gets to jail for the rest of his life
Cut the sides, and don't touch the back
The back, the back...

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As expected Santana swept the Grammy's last night, which is all fine and good I guess, but I am sorta sick of people winning these awards off of the success of one song.

Time and again the Recording Academy proves that they are really just giving out popularity awards and not basing thier judgements on the merit of the music.

You need only look at the winners to find ample examples of this:

7 awards for Santana? He's a good guitar player and all but 7 awards for "Smooth"?
Best New Artist: Christina Aguilera
Rap Solo Performance: Eminem
Best Rap Album: Eminem

And this is just plain wrong: Best R&B Song: TLC, No Scrubs! Come on!

With a promise of allowing

With a promise of allowing harmless revenge and a name like dogdoo.com it is pretty easy to see what kinda shit this site is pushing.

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There are a couple of recent articles at A List Apart that are worth a read:

The latest is a commentary on how XML has so far missed its intended audience of the web but how that could be changing. I plan on writing some comments on this later.
XML at A List Apart

Then there is an interesting article questioning our current ideas of usability (take that Jakob!)

A synopsis:

Use this article at A List Apart

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I also found a great little site to look to when you here a new piece of jargon or to check before you think you have just coined a new word:

Word Spy is a site dedicated to recently coined words and thier definitions.

Some of my favorites:

  • pixel shim, noun - A small, transparent, image (usually 1 pixel wide and 1 pixel tall) that Web page designers use to achieve exact placement of text and images.

  • dot-com rage, noun - Anger caused by the perceived commercialization of the Internet

  • millennial purist, noun - A person who insists that the next millennium begins on January 1, 2001 and, therefore, that the New Year's Eve leading up to January 1, 2000 is meaningless.

  • Webology, noun - The study of the content, structure, and interconnections of the World Wide Web.

  • wave a dead chicken, verb - To attempt to resolve a problem by taking steps that one believes to be futile but are nevertheless necessary so that others are satisfied that an appropriate degree of effort has been expended.
    See Also: rain dance; voodoo programming;

  • wayfinding, noun - The art and craft of providing signs and symbols that help travelers find their way from place to place.

  • relational loafing, noun - Failing to relate to friends or family in an animated, engaged, manner

  • renton, noun - A very short haircut. Named after Renton, the lead character in the movie Trainspotting

  • zipperhead, noun - A stupid person, or a person who has a closed mind.

  • Bork, noun - To attack a political opponent in a particularly vicious, partisan manner.

  • bozon, noun - A unit of stupidity and cluelessness. "I gave up reading Usenet newsgroups because of the high bozon count."
    See Also: 404; anticlueful; burble; drool-proof paper; Hanlon's Razor; lamer; Stupids; zipperhead;
  • New Tunes (to me at least)

    Thought I would let people in on some great new music I have been listening to:

    The English language is not there for you to abuse, mister!

    There have been a number of developments that I have recently witnessed that lead me to think that the English language is in trouble.

    Although there are plenty of forces working against the language, one of the biggest things that bothers me currently is the use of words from one realm in another. Here's what I mean:

    The use of technology words to mean things in everyday conversation. For example: "I'll ping him later to get that report" meaning I'll call him or contact him. Or another example is the use of the word interface to describe a conversation. "I am interfacing with the team this afternoon."

    Something that is potentially more damaging to the language, however, is the proliferation of the notion that when we speak or write we should use the most common and general words. The argument is that the purpose of both speaking and writing is successful communication. The theory being when you use common, simple words it is easier for the receiver to decode the meaning of what is being conveyed.

    While I agree that successful communication should be the goal of writing and speaking I will use an analogy of the art world to attempt to illustrate why using simple, common words is not beneficial to this goal. If the same philosophy were to be applied to artists then they could not use symbolism or anything abstract to convey their message or idea. They could not use subtle colors in all available hues. In effect we would reduce all art down to still lifes and portraits in primary colors.

    In the same way, if we restrict the words we use to describe things in life, we lose the subtleties and nuances certain words can convey over other words. Here's an example (a bad one) of what I am saying:

    You could easily say "The man saw the crime scene," but what does that mean? The man could have witnessed the crime, or drove past it seeing it briefly, etc. By using other, less common words that are similar to saw we can convey additional information about the man and what he did. "The man observed the crime scene," or "The man surveyed the crime scene," or even "The man beheld the crime scene." In these simple examples a more specific action is more easily communicated. The man observing the crime scene most likely is looking at it more passively that someone surveying it. The use of the word beheld connotes a greater degree of surprise or shock that the man may be experiencing.

    Granted this was a pretty simple and stupid example, but it should serve to illustrate my point well enough: by dumbing down the language we use in everyday conversations we rob ourselves of additional colors in the palette of our language, in effect we limit ourselves to the 216-color web palette and anyone who has designed for the web knows how limiting that can be. The english language has too many words to settle for using just a couple thousand each day. I emplore you to use the language, all of it, or we risk losing more obscure yet wonderfully descriptive words forever.

    Lots of companies moving into the Twin Cities.

    There seems to be a lot of web companies flowing into the Minneapolis and St. Paul lately:

    The new Aveus (formerly Aisle

    The new Aveus (formerly Aisle 5) does some interesting things.

    First off they use a lot of types of navigation in an attempt to help the user at any point within the site.

    From the site:

    "1. Identity Navigation These are pages we think you'll want to see based on the identity you selected or were assigned. Click on any page you want to see.

    2. Page Navigation These are pages we think you'll want to see based on the page you are currently visiting.

    3. Global Navigation Using this navigation, you can get to any page on the site with one click. It works like your desktop - just move your mouse over the page names and click the page you want to see.

    4. Breadcrumb Navigation Scroll on the arrow to see a trail of the pages you have visited. Click on any page to return to it."

    I have mixed feelings of the breadcrumb navigation concept. I feel that overall this is a good thing, but then again the browser's history does the same thing. But I do like having it there, especially with no context menu (example: company/about/employees).

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    "Sex without suspension of disbelief is like listening to the Grateful Dead when you're not stoned."

    Suck is funny.

    Scully has now left the building

    Our (Red Couch's) server has now migrated successfully (if you call 5 days of down time successful) to its new location at exception media.

    Most of you still cannot see this yet due to Internic's ineptitude so I won't be updating much until you can. (yeah, yeah, that's why I won't be updating, yeah.)

    Would you go back and get that for me?

    I have had a lot of time to think about stuff lately ; )

    One of the things I have pondered has been time travel. If it were to become possible how long, do you think, would it take for humankind to destroy itself?

    If, lets say you could travel in time as easily as taking a flight to another country, I contend that we would all be extinct in a matter of weeks at most.

    The world we would be living in would be devoid of history as it would always be being rewritten. The whole matter of any one individuals existence in the current time would depend on an innumerable amount of conditions and occurrences in any number of pasts. Whether or not any one person is in existence could fluctuate from minute to minute.

    Of course I haven't had too much time to think and so this really could all be garbage-talk. If anyone wants to write me and tell me something intelligent about the topic of time travel just drop me a note.

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    Here's something else: I think that a bicameral congress for the U.S. government makes a ton of sense and believe it to be a truly great innovation in governance. The formation of two lawmaking/governing bodies that represent each state both equally and as a percentage of their population is brilliant.

    However have you ever noticed that states too, have this bicameral format for their governance even though both the House and Senate for each state is comprised of representatives from each county in that state as a percentage of the populations of those counties?

    This doesn't make any sense! I always thought that it was the same as the federal government at the state level. The waste and inefficiencies presented by this state system boggles me. If I as a citizen want to raise an issue at the state level, I must present my case in front of each house separately even thought they are both made up of elected officials from the same areas in the same percentages, who get paid the same and have the same voting power.

    Minnesota is currently "investigating" abolishing the bicameral system and I sure hope they do.

    Maybe more later.

    Sometimes, you just can't think

    Sometimes, you just can't think of anything to say. This has been the case for me the last couple of days.

    Here is something for you:

    You can pay $9.99 to file your taxes via the internet at HR Block. Of course you still have to do the work.

    I saw Scream 3. Save your money and rent something better...like Ernest Goes to Camp.

    Maybe something else will come up later today.

    Doubleclick! is Evil.

    The following has been lifted from Kottke.org but I think it is important. It is info on how DoubleClick is tracking our every movement and seeing what we buy, etc. Look out that's them behind you:

    Mailing lists and Web sites are ablaze these days with discussion of the recent disclosure that DoubleClick is now tracking users around the Web by name. Some are crying "Big Brother" while others are saying that they will welcome the improved manner in which businesses can target them and that privacy isn't all that important to them.

    In addition to opting out of their follow-you-around-the-Web cookie, you may also send an email message to several of DoubleClick's affiliates asking them not to share their information on you with DoubleClick.

    driving Mr. Edwards

    I got some feedback from a guy I know partially explaining the driving on autopilot phenomenon I wrote abeout earlier today:

    "I've experienced the "not paying attention while driving" phenomenon quite a bit... I took a contemplative creativity type class at Iowa State and they said that sort of thing is your right side of the brain (the creative side) becoming dominant over the left (analytical, time, math, etc) side... so when you're doing that, everything probably seems really artistic and stuff, too and time doesn't really hold meaning, cause that part of your brain is taking a back seat to the creative side. Woo hoo!"

    Sounds about right. Thanks, Eric.

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    We finally have XML support on our server, which is really cool.

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    Have you ever found yourself driving a familiar stretch or road but were in a trance-like state so you hadn't realized how far you had actually driven.

    This happens to me if I am involved with a radio program or something. I will just look at a sign and get pulled out of the trance and be like: "wow I am already this far." The mind can do some pretty amazing things without our complete attention.

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