Raoches and the Web
A precurser to my upcoming writing of why the Internet is not shit:
"Well, the internet was designed to survive a nuclear attack through redundancy."
"Waaaaiiiit just one minute. Are you trying to tell me that we could lose the entire Eastern seaboard... and I could still look for pictures of Mandy Moore? Yes, thank you, I knew that."
--A serious guy, and a mock-movie-drama-serious guy, at Fuddruckers.