100,000 and counting

Today I received the 100,000th spam email in the past 30 days. I feel very honored that so many people consider me a great candidate for refinancing my mortgage or investing in the hot new stock. So many busty blonds want to meet me but I feel that they would be surprised to find that so many others seem to think I can't get it up and that I may need C14L5 or \/14gr4. If you have sent me a message to which I didn’t respond, please take heart in knowing that I most likely did not see it – you should send it again – unless it's you, Bedwyr Miguez or even you, Thorbjo Desrosier, I got your messages.