"Free Crack" or "Your First Hit Is Free"

I fell off the wagon a couple months back and started playing World of Warcraft again after a couple year hiatus. It is much better than it used to be with additional quests and achievements as well as some new stuff coming up.

I am not condoning this behavior but if you want to check it out, email me (b e n @ a l t t e x t . com) and I can hook you up with some goods in game. Plus if you pay for a month of two we both get the following:

• You and I will earn triple the experience when grouped together.


• For every two levels of experience you earn, you can grant one level of experience to any one of my characters of lower level.


• You and I will have the ability to summon each other from any point in the world.

Note: This offer not available to new parents, people who need a lot of sleep, or anyone with a history of addiction. :)