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Underwear by FM Belfast (Music Video) from Daniel Scheinert on Vimeo.

Can't wait for Spike Jonez's take on Where the Wild Things Are

See the trailers and a new featurette at apple.com. And they could not have chosen a better band/song than Arcade Fire's Wake Up to embody youthful enthusiasm and rebellion.

Media Center Creation Project Log #1

Spurred, in part, by a dying Tivo Series 2 and in part by the obsolescence* of a small 2-inch TV Jena had been using as part of her morning rituals, we at the Edwards' household are in the midst of a Media Center creation, or rather coalescence project.

While I didn't quite plan it this way, the first part of the media center is now in place, a 37-inch Samsung LCD. Samsung is a great choice for LCD's as they have great reviews and are generally innovators in their TV production. I briefly flirted with the idea of the LED but the smallest was 40-inches and for this particular room and space we needed it to be no larger than 37-inch. As it turns out, I was able to talk myself out of the more expensive 37-inch model primarily because I really do not like the Auto Motion Plus 120Hz™ feature that is supposed to smooth transitions between frames but ends up making everything look like it is shot on a hand-held HD video camera. Also the higher-end model achieved at least part of its 100,000:1 contrast ratio by shining up the screen surface, which in our house, like in the store, resulted in significantly more glare being produced. In this case, going to the store to see the products in action** also saved me money as I got this TV for just under $800 rather than the $1200 I was ready to spend.

NEXT UP: HD Antenna Selection

* The little LCD TV served us well for over 10 years, but the idea of getting a digital signal converter for it made me throw up in my mouth a little. So I installed a 22-inch LCD upstairs for her and connected the set to a hidden HD antenna with Scott's help.

** I also brought my MacBook Pro and and a Mini Display Port to HDMI Adapter.


More like Mega Awesome vs Super Sweet!

I know at least one gal would would totally want to see this!

Maybe Hollywood still will make movies I want to see. Maybe.

Don't watch this

Hollywood Declares Themselves

Give the Ewoks some love

New Sigur Ros video (NSFW*)

* Safe for work if you work at a cool place.

Raid 7 encryption, you say?

Mark Coleran has the type of job designers dream about. He designs those futuristic, highly implausible interfaces for computers in movies.

Looking forward to Diablo Cody's Juno

7-11's converted to Kwik-E-Marts

The Golden Compass


New Line has been quick to compare their latest fantasy film, to their most successful as is evident in the opening of the trailer (large Quicktime) for the upcoming film The Golden Compass. And while I wouldn't go so far as to say they will be comparable, I am excited about the prospects of a new trilogy that could be on its way - starring a compass rather than a ring this time around.

Having some similarities with the Harry Potter series, but even more with the Chronicles of Narnia books/films, The Golden Compass or Northern Lights the first book in the His Dark Materials trilogy by Philip Pullman.

An important difference between the Narnia and Dark Materials series can be explained by looking at the beliefs of the authors and how C.S. Lewis injected Christian themes into Narnia, whereas Pullman's fantasy world is grounded in science. There is even a book dedicated to these scientific themes:

Philip Pullman’s His Dark Materials trilogy is renowned for its mystery and magic. What’s the truth behind it all? Is the golden compass actually based in science? ... [edit for potential spoilers] ... Drawing on string theory and spacetime, quantum physics and chaos theory, award-winning science writers Mary and John Gribbin reveal the real science behind Philip Pullman’s bestselling fantasy trilogy in entertaining and crystal-clear prose.

String Theory in 2 minutes

Discovery Magazine has received its entries for videos attempting to explain the physical theory of string in less than two minutes. There were a couple (the one above, The Next Revolution and Mass Through Strings) I feel were OK but, for the most part, I am a bit disappointed. Maybe I was expecting too much in terms of creativity and production values but many just seem like hardly any thought was put into how to direct and produce them. Of course, I didn't enter one so I really shouldn't complain too much.

"New" Tolkien book already garnering movie interest

Taking the unfinished manuscripts of The Children of Hurin has been completed by J.R.R's son, Christopher Tolkien, who claims he did not editorialize during the process.

Seeing a billion dollars out there ripe for the picking, movie studios are showing interest in adapting the book to the big screen, however the family claims to be in no hurry to do so.

Here is more on the book, a brief version of which appear in The Silmarillion can be found courtesy of wikipedia.

We're in for one wild night.


Despite the Oscar's on Sunday night, I have had a tough time getting excited about movies lately. I do however, have high hopes for the new movie based upon the Frank Miller graphic novel of the same name: 300. Here are some trailers.

It is based upon an ancient battle between a small force of Greeks and the vast armies of the Persian Empire. Wikipedia has in-depth coverage of this, the Battle of Thermopylae. Here is a little background:

In the Battle of Thermopylae of 480 BC, an alliance of Greek city-states fought the invading Persian army at the pass of Thermopylae in central Greece. Vastly outnumbered, the Greeks held back the enemy in one of the most famous last stands of history. A small force led by King Leonidas of Sparta blocked the only road through which the massive army of Xerxes I could pass. After three days of battle a local resident named Ephialtes betrayed the Greeks, revealing a mountain path that led behind the Greek lines. Dismissing the rest of the army, King Leonidas stayed behind with 300 Spartans and 700 Thespian volunteers. Though they knew it meant their own deaths, they held their position and secured the retreat of the other Greek forces.

The performance of the defenders at the battle of Thermopylae is often used as an example of the advantages of training, equipment and good use of terrain to maximize an army's potential, as well as a symbol of courage against overwhelming odds. The heroic sacrifice of the Spartans and the Thespians has captured the minds of many throughout the ages and has given birth to many cultural references as a result.

I also read in Wired that the entire movie was filmed indoors and the backgrounds and skies were all filled in later with CGI in order to match the mood of each scene and maintain the stylized look. If internet hype is any indication (and it usually is not) then this film will be amazing and change the way similar films are undergone. Based upon early screenings, and no doubt, careful examination of the trailers, 300 already ranks in the top 250 movies of all time at IMDB.com (#27 or so based on over 4000 votes).

I am excited to see it regardless of all that. And to top it off, it opens (March 9th) at regular theaters and IMAX! I am getting my tickets today.

I'm an equal opportunity linker to songs about giving.

You can buy her box on ebay, too. Keith Oberman made mention of this on air. Awesome. I love the internets.

Apple just unveiled your next phone/iPod/computer.

iPod, phone, camera, computer running OSX, bluetooth, wifi, and no buttons*. I am glad my Cingular contract is up in May, just in time to pony up for this amazing phone.

UPDATE: Now play around with it on the Official Apple Site.

* A fact that I am sure will get a whole cadre of usability professionals crying foul, but you know what, its all about sexiness and by and large buttons are not sexy.

There and not back again

This article provides a nice roundup of a bit of information that, somehow eluded me for nearly a month. Namely, that New Line and Peter Jackson are not playing nice and that one or more future movies set in Middle-earth will not involve Jackson as director. Here is the open letter from Peter Jackson and Fran Walsh about there rift with Newline over the accounting on the Lord of the Rings films and how it has basically led to New Line telling Peter Jackson to fuck off, in regards to any future projects.

I for one really want the Hobbit to be made, but I would rather have it not made than done poorly. Sorry but I just don't see Sam Raimi doing this and god forbid, Lucas should get to ruin yet another fantasy saga. Some have speculated that they may cut this story into two parts and then add an additional prequel to make for a second trilogy - a path I would love to see taken, if Jackson were at the helm. My desire would be for Jackson and Newline (and MGM) to understand that there is more than $1 billion to be made, resolve their differences, and get going on these projects while Sir Ian McKellan can still hold up his, ahem, staff.

Over 56,000 people have signed this petition to the parties involved to get their act together and get Peter Jackson on board. You can too.

More fun with streaming media

Bush sings Sunday Bloody Sunday. This is a bit older but still brilliant. (via Brad Frederick's blog)

Digg Dack Dugg

I am going to try to drum up some interest in this great little short film by my friend Dack, starring my friend Adam. It is also a simple experiment I am doing with critical mass of stories posted to Digg. So if you would like to help out, Digg this. Thanks.

Something special for all your lady friends this holiday season

First look at the Frank Miller inspired movie, 300

Though the page is in Russian, the trailer needs no translation. It would be astounding in any language (audio is in English). More info at IMDB as well as the official movie production blog, which now has 7 video journal entries.

The Netflix Rolling Roadshow

Someone at Netflix had a great idea: screen classic American movies at the locations they helped make famous. For example they are showing The Shining at the Stanley Hotel in Estes Park, CO where Stephen King was inspired and wrote it. Or you can see Escape from Alcatraz at Alcatraz or Clerks at the Quick Stop in New Jersey.

They are combing the movie screening with other activities, too. You can play street hockey before the Clerks showing (not on the roof though), go to prom after watching Ferris Bueller's Day Off, or participate in a scavenger hunt in the subways of New York before the showing of The Warriors at Coney Island. Some screenings will also include cast reunions and question-and-answer sessions with the filmmakers. Pretty cool.

New edition of the Lord of the Rings Trilogy to be released?

Word has it that Newline is planning an August 29th release for yet another edition of the Lord of the Rings films. This new set is to have more than 300 minutes of never before seen documentary footage as well as both versions of the film (theatrical and extended) all on only 2 discs per film. Some are saying that this will be possible due to what is being called "branching" - where you can decide which version to watch at certain points in the film. These people have disparaged this technique, and I would agree, if I did not think that they are misunderstanding it.

If I were to buy these DVD, they would have to allow the viewing of the theatrical edition, or the extended edition, without any prompts or cues to switch to see the other version. I would bet they can do this too - there could be a menu at the beginning as to what version you would want and it would just play through. Maybe there would be an optional "comparative" mashup of the two versions as well.

Even though I am a huge fan of the films I never bought any of the DVD's thinking something bigger and better might be coming. I am not sure if this is it, but it will sure give me more options.

Magazines to which I should probably subscribe

For one reason or another, I have never been much of a consumer of magazines. In many respects I am grateful for this. Time is always an issue and I can rarely get through a full magazine before the next one comes. But I also do not like the waste magazines generate. It is very visible and apparent to me as I retain stacks of magazines and then have to recycle them. That being said, there are a few magazines to which I really ought to be subscribing:

The New Yorker - I am always impressed with the content of this magazine and the esteem that it has throughout my network of friends and beyond. It hits right on most of the issues it tackles, and does so much better than the daily newspapers.

Paste - I love to find new music and film and Paste makes it easy. Not only can I read about a ton of great artists and projects that are just coming out, but I can also see and listen to them thanks the CD or DVD included with every issue. They are right on with my tastes too.

Aperture - The few times I have seen this magazine I was very impressed and since I would like to be a better photographer it would help me out.

National Geographic Traveler - Travel magazines are hard for me. I really feel like I need a good one and this one seems very good (though I am tempted to want the traditional National Geographic instead).

Make - I am curious and love to build stuff (or rip stuff apart. Is there another magazine that is better suited to those types of activities?

Wired - The only magazine on this list that I actually do get. I like it, I really do, but more and more often, I get this type of news via the osmosis known as being online.

These were all listed in the order I would like them. If anyone knows how I can get any of the following delivered free for a year let me know. Anything else missing?

A couple that didn't make the list but were very close were:Dwell, Real Simple mostly just because I don't think I would have time.

Friends TM


Friends TM
Originally uploaded by alt text.
Why does this bother me so much? I have been a big supporter of Netflix and had even suggested something similar to the Friends features they have rolled out. But to have a trademark on the term friends? Come on! I understand it may only be for Friends used in this manner but still. Ridiculous!

Four Things

If I am a liitle late to the party on this you can blame a lot of people but you can only blame Mark for me actually participating.

Four jobs I've had

  1. Stocked shelves and helped people feed their consumerism at the very first Target Greatland store
  2. Called cabs for drunkards at the long defunct Mississippi Live group of bars and clubs
  3. Decided the fates of small, short-term student loan applicants
  4. Part of a team of people, who if together today could be doing really great things, that helped two less brilliant people make fistfuls of cash

Four movies I can watch over and over

  1. Any movie containing at least 15% hobbits
  2. Blazing Saddles
  3. Army of Darkness
  4. Rushmore

Four places I've lived

  1. A room in a house shared with a crazy, roid-rager who would throw his furniture around in the room next-door.
  2. A small room atop a run-down fraternity house in Minneapolis
  3. A large concrete co-op (where I served as president) in Dinkytown (Minneapolis)
  4. Mexico for 4 months, 3 weeks (cumulative)
  5. A town home in New Brighton (Minnesota) where I spent the first nights married to my beautiful wife and playing with my crazy puppy. (those were separate occasions)

Four TV shows I love

  1. Arrested Development
  2. Lost
  3. The West Wing
  4. The Daily Show / The Colbert Report (not cheating as one is basically an extension of the other)

Four places I've vacationed

  1. Europe (Paris, Amsterdam, Bruges)
  2. Wisconsin Dells
  3. The Dominican Republic (where I proposed to Jena)
  4. Hawaii

Four of my favorite dishes (soooo many things!)

  1. Dark chocolate truffles and milk
  2. Lobster scampi
  3. Sushi (though not sashimi)
  4. Authentic Mexican tacos (al pastor)

Four sites I visit daily (I am assuming mail.google.com doesn’t count)

  1. Bitterpill.org (I enjoy disappointment)
  2. Flickr.com
  3. RobotWisdom.com
  4. AltText.com (I am kinda of a narcissist)

Four places I would rather be right now

  1. On vacation (New Zealand, Africa, China, Cuba top the list)
  2. In bed
  3. Playing basketball, volleyball, kickball, tennis or nearly any team sport
  4. Anywhere with my best friend and wife (having that be the same person really saves on expenses)

Four bloggers I am tagging

  1. Cam
  2. Casey
  3. Dack
  4. James

Sony, others, should take notice

The Korean company, Gamepark Holdings, makers of the GPX2 probably did not know that their product would catch on, as it has. Because it runs Linux, it is easy to customize, add to, and hack. And despite a slew of shortcomings (no wi-fi, lack of mainstream games, less-than-stylish design, and short battery life – rumored to be fixed), the GPX2 can do many things that the more popular Nintendo DS and Sony PSP cannot (support for many common file types – mp3, mpg, DivX, bmp, jpg, etc, the ability to emulate classic games) - all because it is open.

When will device manufacturer's learn that opening up their products will make them infinitely more attractive to, hackers and developers at first, but then later, as more hacks and mods are available, to the mainstream market? Sony, Nintendo, Microsoft, and mobile phone makers should be embracing freeness and openness as a means of being more profitable. Stop the arrogance (of thinking you can do it better) and start the acquiescence (and yield to the open movement).

Late Summer Photo Review

Before I get to dispensing today's links I wanted to announce a couple more posts to the Alt Text Photo Gallery. Within the Travel - Road Trips section I have posted two new galleries of some recent travels this summer / fall. The first is a Labor Day weekend trip through the Badlands and Black Hills that Jena and I took with some friends and the second is a canoe trip to the Boundary Waters Canoe Area (my second and Jena's first time to a beautiful part of the world). I didn't do much in the way of optimizing or messin' with the photos but, I hope you enjoy them, nonetheless.

Now on with the links:

"If Kevin Garnett were only 5-foot-8, pudgy and going to work on a newspaper delivery truck, I doubt if many sports journalists would fret about his future."
-Mike Royko, Buffalo News, June 30, 1995

Mundane post title here

WWKCD - What would Kirk Cameron do?

Movies, books, dirty jokes, & fruit portraits

* If you ever corner me in a bar or such place have me tell you the story about Bob Sagat that Paul Provenza told the entire theater at SXSW 2005 after the preview screening.

Links for a busy Thursday

Feeling Minnesota

Here's a few bits of news and links I have been collecting the past few weeks, relating to my home state of Minnesota. Don't ever say I don't represent!

Today's News

Semi-weekly link dump

Redbox inside the yellow and red box

There's a new self-serve DVD rental in town. Redbox actually has 145 locations in Minnesota alone! (mostly inside McDonald's restaurants) I will have to find one and check it out. I am thinking that it has a person who maintains it and stocks it weekly with the top 30 (or so) new releases. I think it would be way sweeter if they could write the DVD's on demand for people from a catalog of thousands of titles. The only drawback is how to handle returns - which you would need - if you were to satisfy current copyright laws. Then again, this could be the iTunes for DVD's as they could charge something like $9.99 per title. McDonald's is pretty smart to partner on this, as any rentals at their locations will require two visits. Why not grab an Egg McMuffinTM and a Coke® when you stop back in?

Strike A Pose

While I was searching Corbis yesterday for the dreaded stock photo of people at a conference room table (just for the comp I pray - hoping to get a photo shoot done) I noticed a feature called CorbisOutlineTM on the portraiture section of their site. They have a ton of photos of celebrities in various poses and stages of undress, some grouped by new movies that are coming out. There are some good photos there and I would suggest checking them out. The photo browser is unfortunately in Flash as so I cannot link directly to my favorites. The two photos below just really make me smile (I don't think it is a coincidence that they were both in one of my all-time favorite movies: Rushmore). If you happen to be looking ofr this sort of photo for your commercial work I would suggest giving these a look. All rights to these images are reserved by Corbis and the photographers listed below.

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Bill Murray, Broken Flowers
© Mathias Clamer / OUT965837
God is he a funny man - I think that is a copy of Meatballs on the floor.

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Jason Schwartzman
© Martin Schoeller / OUT965837
Is it a coincidence that each of them struck a somewhat similar pose? Maybe really funny people recognize a funny pose when they make it?

On a loosely related note (Tom Cruise is pictured on Corbis' Portraiture section home): Tom Cruise is an ass. There is just something wrong with this quote:

"I think every little girl dreams about her wedding. I used to think I was going to marry Tom Cruise."
Especially when you think she was just 8 years old when she saw Top Gun for the first time. Plus she is at least 2 inches taler than him! [Source: IMDB]

Sony to Offer Movie Downloads

Sony has announced that it is getting into the movie on demand game by offering downloadable movies via Movielink. Unfortunately, Firefox users will get an error when attempting to go to the Movielink site that states:

"Sorry, but in order to enjoy the Movielink service you must use Internet Explorer 5.0 or higher, which supports certain technologies we utilize for downloading movies. Click here to get the latest version of Internet Explorer.

We do not support Mozilla or Netscape. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause."

Is this a Microsoft partnership deal? They do only use Windows Media Player format.

Shoddy technology decisions aside, this is just a poor business model from beginning to end. They claim they are modeling the service after iTunes, but it is really not anything like it except that it is distributed online. Most movies I saw were downloadable for between $4.49 and $4.99 (though they claim there are some for $1.99 I didn't see any that low). The thing is, this just buys you a viewing - and you must complete that viewing within 30 days of purchase and within 24 hours of beginning to watch the film.

Who do they think their audience for these things is? Anyone who is downloading movies to view on their computer is or would be a Netflix or similar service subscriber before they would do this. With Netflix you can keep a movie forever and can start watching a movie in 2001 and complete in 2005 if you want. AND you can easily watch it on your TV.

Maybe they think their market is people who normally get pay-per-view movies. They are delusional if they think this is smart. Pay-per-view movies are available immediately in most cases without waiting 30 to 90 minutes to download, they usually cost between $1.99 and $4.99, and they too can easily be watched on TVs rather than computer screens.

Here's an idea for Movielink, given free of charge. When people pay for and download movies from your service, they should either pay a bit more ($12.00) and own them just as iTunes users do or they should pay less ($2.00) and be able to watch them for a specified period of time.

SXSW Film Festival Recap

My SXSW 2005 Badge - man what a lame photo.

The highlight of the film festival this year was meeting Daniel Johnston after seeing the movie about his life: The Devil and Daniel Johnston.

Other movies I was able to catch were (in rank order of enjoyment):

1. The Aristocrats (ThinkFilms all Flash site)- this one will make the rounds. Don't let yourself lag behind and not know what everyone is talking about.

2. Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic – more of a comedy set than a movie. It does include some skits where you are actually wishing it was just Sarah on stage again – where she is the funniest. I really like Sarah but I thought her part in The Aristocrats (see above) was her best work I saw this week.

3. Cowboy del Amor was a great documentary if for nothing else than the over the top persona of the cowboy himself, Ivan Thompson. You couldn’t help to be amused by Ivan while also feeling a bit sorry for him, chauvinist and all.

4. Palindromes by Todd Solondz - It is amazing what an audience will laugh at if their world is stripped of all that is good and right. I just don't think I can watch anymore Solodz films. It is not that they aren't well made, its just that they don't make me feel good. Which is also ok if there is a big enough payoff. For me, there just isn't - I just don't know - they are just too uncomfortable. I am really opening myself up to be ripped here as I appreciate movies that aren't like all the other Hollywood crap but Solondz's films just don't sit well with me. Palindromes was good if you look past some pretty poor acting by many of the child actors and an obvious gimmick to get people talking.

5. Animated shorts - I particularly liked: Learn Self Defense by Chris Harding, Binge and Purge by Ben MeinHardt, Awaken by Joey Ingram & Josh Mahan, Convenience by Ryan Kirkwood and my favorite Orpheus & the Underworld (the web has failed me in providing a link to this) by Nathan Jurevicius. The Meaning of Life by Don Hertzfeldt of Bittefilms was good but too long and a bit too abstract. I like much of his older works (like Rejected) better.

Oscar Talking Points

My initial reaction to the Oscars is…yawn... Even Chris Rock couldn’t save this boring night of TV drudgery (despite the opening shots he took at some prominent actors and good ol’ G.W.). The way they tinkered with the format, though admirable, did not increase anticipation or decrease the event’s duration (too much) and only served to diminish the accomplishments of the “non-star” winners (“Here stand here in the aisle to accept your award”) and cheapen (is that even still possible at this point?) the whole affair.

Jamie Foxx deserved to win the Best Actor Award and his acceptance speech was probably the best I have heard (ever). I am glad that Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind won Best Original Screenplay, even though I thought it should have been nominated (and I think deserved) overall Best Picture.

Tired of Hillary Swank. Yeah, yeah she's good but she was basically playing herself in boxing gloves in Million Dollar Baby.

I saw Million Dollar Baby...Clint's movie from last year was better. In fact there were at least 4 films from last year's class that deserved Best Picture Oscars more that this one: Mystic River, Cold Mountain, City of God, and of course Return of the King.

What does poor Martin Scorsese have to do? This man has made films like: Taxi Driver, Raging Bull (which wasn't even nominated!), The Last Temptation of Christ, The Color of Money, Goodfellas, Casino, and Gangs of New York and the guy can't win a friggin' statue?!

Netflix Friends

A couple weeks ago I posted a suggestion for a Share with a Friend feature for Netflix. In addition to posting these thoughts here on Alt Text I sent a note to Netflix regarding it.

Today I received an email from Netflix inviting me to a sneak preview of their new "Friends" feature. Now it isn't what I had in mind - as my idea focused on sharing a DVD with people who are not Netflix members.

You've been selected to participate in a special preview of our Friends feature that will give you a new way to discover great movies. You'll be able to check out what your Friends think of a movie, exchange movie suggestions with your Friends, and leave your two cents worth on a movie for your Friends to read.

I don't know how valuable this new service will be, it does show that Netflix is trying to improve their service all the time. I will be checking it out in the next few days and reporting on it here.

Hard to Kick the Habit

I have a weakness for shows like The O.C. (and previously Dawson's Creek and even more previously My So Called Life) Some might call these shows "teen dramas" but I always thought that a bit degrading and incorrect to boot. I think these shows are more like adult comedies. Most of the writers are twenty/thirtysomething and bring that sense of humor and perspective of the world and pop culture to bear.

Someone at salon agrees:

It's tough not to suspect that, as fun as these shows actually are to watch, they're a lot more fun for the viewers in their 30s, whose cult references match those of the writers, than they are for actual teenagers. The Über Teen universe depicted therein is an echo of a certain generation, with all of its irony-masked self-consciousness and identity issues -- struggles that aren't likely to be quite so real for today's kids, who appear to struggle far less with earnest, honest, straightforward communication than those who are charged with re-creating them for the small screen. Read a few pages of "A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius" or some short stories by Matthew Klam or a few essays by David Foster Wallace before watching one of these shows, and you'll see the earliest tones of this deeply conflicted voice, this flinchy self with its desperate need to stand for something, but its utter inability to take on any of the risk or the naive taint or the vulnerability that naturally comes with standing for something.

TV teens are a reflection of an older generation's chosen pose: snide, endlessly referential, self-conscious, and über-cool. Let's just hope, for their own sakes, real teenagers are far cooler.

...ahem, not cooler than me mind you but at least "cool enough".

Back to Your Regularly Scheduled Programming

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Platinum Series Extended Edition 4-disc Super Duper DVD set is set to release on December 14 with.... 50 additional minutes of footage jammed in there. That will bring the total duration of the last film to over 4 hours and 10 minutes and the complete Extended Edition Trilogy (which incidentally I am waiting for them to release as one gigantic set) to 11 hours and 22 minutes. There is also an additional 20+ hours (yeah that's right, hours) of documentaries and related footage / goodies that brings the total for the 3 extended additions to well over 50 hours of such special features — not to mention a couple Easter eggs.

In Other Movie News...

I have recently seen Ray (4/5), The Motorcycle Diaries (3.5/5), I Heart Huckabees (4/5) and The Incredibles (4.25/5), and I plan on reviewing them as soon as I get this site set up to handle such things adequately. In the mean time I will share with you some of the movies that I am eagerly anticipating the rest of the year:

Sideways - I loved Paul Giamatti American Splendor so I will give this a try.

Lemony Snicket's a Series of Unfortunate Events - I have been looking forward to this for a while - even before I saw that it actually looks pretty good - definitely Tim Burton-esque.

Meet the Fockers - sequel to Meet the Parents starring Dustin Hoffman as well as DeNiro and the rest.

and most eagerly anticipated...

The Life Aquatic - the new movie by Wes Anderson, writer/director of some of my favorite movies: The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, and Bottle Rocket

Yes Bush Can't

I had a post written regarding an email (spam) I received asking me (and other bloggers) to discredit a number of documents that make Bush look bad. Here is what I started to write:

Looks like the right is looking for a few good bloggers to discredit some more documents, including memos from Ken Lay to Bush, recently declassified warnings about Osama Bin Laden, and Bush's first and second DUI records.

It would seem that bloggers are now a big part of a strategy to disseminate misinformation.

Some of the statements ("Bush and Cheney have excellent judgment and would never get behind the wheel while drunk.") they were making were ridiculous but then again much of this administration and those who support them has and have been ridiculous as well.

When I got to this one I had to investigate further:

"Yes Bush Can is a nonpartisan organization dedicated to re-electing George Bush and Dick Cheney."

First I looked at the home page — it looked normal. Then I looked at the "Patriot Pledge page and knew that it wasn't quite right. A quick search or two of the whois databases returned the following:

YesBushCan.com is registered to Support and Commitment, Inc. which had the following email addresses listed: info@cheneybush.com and info@georgewbush.org. The CheneyBush.com site is deceptive and I can't really tell that it is a parody - it is too subtle. The subtly is gone at the GeorgeWBush.org site and after looking up these site registrants I found that the trail led back to John Wooden of Chickenhead Productions and WhiteHouse.org fame and which is connected with the new movie The Yes Men in some way. (which incidentally is a movie that I was close to seeing last night but instead saw The Motorcycle Diaries - which I will review tomorrow)

So, YesBushCan.com and the Bush documents have been put out there by someone who really doesn't like President Bush. Why the subterfuge? Why put it out there like this? Does he think that some folks won't pick up on this (like I almost didn't) and inadvertently post these document on their blogs, which in turn will be picked up by "legitimate" media outlets? What gives? By the way, some folks are a bit quicker than me.

Let the Hobbit Happen

There's really nothing like grown men and women begging for a chance to consume the product of billion dollar companies. Ok, I'm in.

Dear Friend,

Please make 'The Hobbit' film a reality with Peter Jackson and his Academy Award(R) winning team at the helm. We hope that you can work through any rights and licensing issues, and have enough foresight to see that a film version of this J.R.R. Tolkien classic would be just as successful as the $3 billion box-office take of 'The Lord of the Rings' trilogy. As a Ringer fan, I can assure you I will go to see a live-action version of 'The Hobbit' at least twice, and most likely more. With Peter Jackson at the helm, I and millions of my fellow Tolkien fans will support your efforts.

Let the Hobbit Happen

Petition to New Line Cinema, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Inc. and United Artists

I for one will tune in just to see the master at work

I never really watched much of the practice, maybe two episodes, and so now that the series is coming to a close I am not too disappointed. Out of its ashes is arising a new Practice: Fleet Street. This new spin off is starring none other than William Shatner, yes that's right, that overacting, Rocket Man singing, tub of a man we all love is starring opposite James Spader as he did in the episode of the Practice from this season that the new show is based upon.

Fantasy All the Rage

The recent success of the Lord for the Rings and Harry Potter movies has spurred a rash of fantasy-themed movies coming out in the next year or so, mostly centered on a theme of young children discovering a magical world, much the same way as Harry Potter has.

Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events is one I am looking forward too as I think the site and the books have a great attitude about them. A great example of this can be found on the Lemony Snicket site:

Attention: Please Run for Your Life. You have undoubtedly reached this website by mistake.

If I were you, I would immediately turn your computer off rather than view any of the dreadful images, read any of the wretched information, play any of the unnerving games or examine the unpleasant books presented within this website.

Other movies set to be made/come out include:

Artemis Fowl — based on a book series in which a young criminal mastermind is forced into a world of faries and fantasy to solve a mystery and best a foe.

Eragon — A book by 17 year old novelist Christopher Paolini that follows a boy named who finds a polished blue stone that turns out to be a dragon egg. Soon he is soon thrust into a world of magic and power through which he and the dragon must navigate.

The Chronicles of Narnia — The tales from Narnia are about to come to life (again) as a new motion picture (or more than one?).

The Hobbit — and then of course there is the film I will likely be pining for next 3-5 years and checking this site often to find out how the legal battles that are sure to slow it down are unfolding.

Where's DragonLance? One of my favorite series as a kid and teen were the Dragonlance Chronicles. And though there have long been movies rumored to be around the corner, I have little faith that they would be true or that any ensuing project would be very good.

Eternal Sunshine

Year: 2004
Genre: Comedy / Drama / Romance / Sci-Fi
MPAA: Rated R for language, some drug and sexual content.
Runtime: 108 min
IMDB User Rating: 8.6/10 (941 votes)
Alt Text Rating: 9.2/ 10

For my movie-going dollar (or 7 1/2 of them) it rarely gets any better than Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. There were very few flaws in the movie and if it had come out a few years ago, before all the movies about memory loss (Memento, Paycheck, Gothica, The Bourne Identity there is one I am forgetting... and even 50 First Dates) — I would have loved it all the more.

While I do feel the concept is getting a bit old, the emotions and honesty shown in the actors' relationships was fresh and felt very real and true. Kate Winslet was better than I have ever seen her and Jim Carrey plays the role he should continue to play. I left the theater slightly disappointed due more to my lofty expectations than the merits of the film. After mulling it over in my head some, I can say that it was definitely the best movie I have seen this year. I can't wait to see it again. What can Charlie Kaufman do to top what I think is his best work yet? We can all feel lucky to find out.

Anime Brought to Life

This film looks like Japanese anime with real-life actors. Not only that, it looks damn cool. Two movies to get excited about in one day? You knew Hollywood couldn't be responsible for both of them.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

I haven't been this excited for a film to come out that didn't involve hobbits for several years — though it does have Elijah Wood in it so I am not going too far astray. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind looks very good — I hope I am not disappointed as it has been a while since Jim Carrey has made a decent movie.

On a side note I am planning on having a procedure done here.

Credit where credit is due

That felt good.

Mystic River

Year: 2003
Genre: Drama / Mystery / Crime
MPAA: Rated R for language and violence.
Runtime: 137 min
IMDB User Rating: 8.1/10 (9,093 votes); top 250: #149
Alt Text Rating: 7.1 / 10

I went in to Mystic River with very few expectations — to be quite honest I had the idea that it was set in the old west, apparently mixing it up with Cold Mountain. Without giving too much away I will say that I thought it was a well-acted movie with a great cast (Sean Penn, Tim Robbins, Kevin Bacon, Marcia Gay Harden) but it certainly should not win best picture this year. It was a strong, if not a somewhat predictable, story line. And it was a tragedy befitting a Shakespearean play. I was ready to call it a very good movie until the end — or should I say past the end? Read the extended entry for why the end ruined an otherwise good movie. (contains spoilers)

Continue reading "Mystic River"

they got it right.

The Return of the King won best (dramatic) picture and Peter Jackson won best director Golden Globes. Will the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences follow suit and award Jackson with the most esteemed prize — the Oscar? I for one hope so.

Don't take my words for it?

Best line from the NY Times review of the Return of the King:

"The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King is rated PG-13 for a stunning mastery of violence and intense scenes of bloodletting."

File this in the recycled post category as it was originally set to post on the 17th of December last year.

Extra Extended Edition?

After watching the last of the Lord of the Rings movies I am a bit disappointed. The thing I can't tell is if I am disappointed in the 3rd film or that they are now over.

In some ways I doubt that this film will win best picture. I am not sure that it is better than either of the first two. Although I have had the benefit now of seeing each of the first two films the way they were meant to be — at full length — without scenes cut out. Each of the first two films were much improved with the original footage restored, and I suspect the 3rd one will be no exception, that is unless they add more on to the end.

If the award is given for the cumulative works of this trilogy then yes it deserves it by far, but is that fair?

I should keep in mind that (extended editions aside) I thought that the 3rd viewing of the Fellowship of the Rings was the best, and the second viewing of the Two Towers was superior to the first as well. I will likely write a little more about the movie after I see it again (and this time not at midnight).

I have written more (see the extended entry) - but what I have written contains some spoilers, so beware.

Continue reading "Extra Extended Edition?"

Happy ROTK Eve

Here we are on the eve of the opening of the final installment of the Lord of the Rings movies. I am fresh of last nights (in theater) viewing of the Two Towers extended edition. I am impressed with how well the 3 hour and 40 minute movie flows. Peter Jackson should get the Best Director nod for the culmination of his 7 years of work on this series.

I can't help but get a twinge of sadness that the movies will be ending soon. What will I have to post about? There's always The Hobbit and speculation on when the pressure will be too much for Peter Jackson to withstand. I get the same feeling of loss when I complete a book series I have really enjoyed.

In other movie related news:

The New York Film Critic Circle has announced its award winners for 2003 and the Return of the King gets Best Film. The AFI has posted its 2003 Movie of the Year candidates as well.

Don't call it a comeback

According to USA Today the Family Guy could be making a comback with 35 new episodes set to begin in 2005 on Fox.

While the deal isn't official, it does mark quite a milestone in that it would be the first time a canceled series has been brought back based upon the fans of the show's syndicated shows and DVD's (the #4 all time TV series DVD in terms of sales).

Almost lost in translation

I expected to really like Lost in Translation with Bill Murray and Scarlett Johansson. And while both Murray and Johansson were excellent I just felt like something was...well, lost. Maybe the film could have been buoyed with a better soundtrack as I kept expecting it to have - the right music could have carried this film much the same way soundtracks have in films such as Rushmore, Magnolia, and to a certain extent Run Lola Run.

The film is a comedy, though it doesn't feel that way at times - it's humor is so very subtle. I think it will grow on me. I think I still like this movie and I think I will like it more as time goes on - I just can't figure out why it missed the mark I am sure it was going to hit.

Science & Technology Coming Together

The NOVA presentation of Brian Greene's The Elegant Universe airs tomorrow night at 8 pm. Coincidentally that is the same time the Premier of 24 airs. Gotta love the dual tuner TiVo DirecTV that allows me to record both.

Out of luck but not $500

Unfortunately I was unable to get my paws on tickets for the trilogy marathon (as it is being called) as the tickets sold out in minutes. At the one venue showing the spectacle in Minnesota people were in line by 5 am to buy tickets at 11. Elsewhere it was not any better.

I suppose if I really wanted to I could spend upwards of $400-500 to get a pair of tickets for the 3 shows in a row. That is definitely not going to bass through the ways and means committee (aka Jena).

I will be content if I can buy separate tickets and watch them all in one day I guess.

TiVo Tantrums

For the sake of its customers, TiVo should discontinue production of it's 35 hours unit. This is most prevalent now in the DirecTV/TiVo combo units - which is what we have at home.

My wife and I actually get in TiVo arguments. They typically go something like this:

Me: Why do you need to get a season pass to that [insert reality tv program here] show?

Jena: I want to see what its like, maybe it will be good.

Me: Reality TV isn't good. I am embarrassed to let TiVo know we watch it.

Jena: You watch The OC!

Me: [to which no response can be made]

Jena: Besides, if you don't want your shows erased before you watch them you should set them to save until you delete them.

Me: If we did that on all our shows TiVo wouldn't be able to record anything else.

Jena: I think it would. Its stupid if it couldn't OR I don't think that is right, TiVo should be smarter.

Me: [Internal dialogue] I better get the new 120 hour TiVo to save our marriage.

Colonoscopy

I had thought I had seen the worst the horror genre had to offer as far as movies were concerned. I was wrong. I have now seen into the bowels of cinema and its name was Jeepers Creepers 2. Lest you ask why I subject myself to such movies, rest assured that it is not by my choice. If you do not believe me I just dare you to watch this movie - I took a phone call for 20 minutes during this movie and a I begged the other conversant to not end the call and make me go back in the theater. Yes, it was that bad.

I have learned my lesson - I will simply find something else to do when it is suggested to go to a movie that I know will be horrible. My string of very bad movies continues and my faith in the industry is all but shattered - what new movies should I see that can restore it? Anyone?

Scary Movie Do's and Don’ts

Do: See the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre - I am not sure it will be good - but the trailer is good enough to warrant a viewing

Don't: See Freddy vs. Jason; also don't ask why I did - I tried to get out of it, I really did.

It has begun

Lord of the Rings post season has officially begun here at Alt Text. Get used to it. The latest preview trailer for Return of the King is "out there" on the web in places (but it needs to continuously migrate as New Line keeps shutting it down) and it looks much more dark and grim than the previous installments. I have seen the 12 minute preview of the as well and I am now officially excited. OK so I was excited right after I left the theater of the Two Towers but still...

I would like to state for the record that I will be first in line for tickets for this event: "A Dec. 16 daylong marathon, during which all three films will be shown back-to-back. The screenings that day will include a 3 p.m. showing of "Fellowship" followed by a 7 p.m. screening of "Two Towers" and then an 11 p.m. screening of "Return of the King," which will carry over into Dec. 17 -- the day of its global release."

I have read some sources stating that they are recutting the movie so that it is one continuous print. I don't know if that will be the case but sign me up.

A couple quick notes

Still lovin' I'm with Busey - Gary Busey is a quote-a-minute and there is some wisodom in there if you rinse off all the craziness.

In other media consumption news: Hedwig and the Angry inch (the movie) was actually pretty damn good. I really like the songs and the characters had me caring about what was happening to them. Now I cannot get those songs out of my head.

Underworld

Despite my better judgment I will likely see this movie. What Sony needs to do to keep my interest is to not put out any further trailers or talk about the movie at all. Think they are up for it?

On a related note, there is still no Return of the King trailer. Though there is some rumor of a mid-summer teaser with a September release of the final preview attached to the film: Secondhand Lions.

I'm with Busey too.

I cannot stop watching I'm with Busey on Comedy Central. Damn is it bizarre and funny. Here you have this guy who, with tongue firmly planted in cheek says he is Gary Busey's (Lethal Weapon, Point Break, Under Siege) biggest fan. And Busey, who has always been more than a little "off" has, since his near death motorcycle accident in the mid 1990's become even weirder.

The show is full of sage wisdom from Busey and there are so many great quotes - just about everything that comes out of his mouth is pure gold.

Here are some of the ones that are on the show's site:

"This show is like a farm birth in outer space." - Gary Busey

"Fear is the dark room where the devil develops his negatives." - Gary Busey

"I have the ability to look innocently stupid." - Gary Busey

"When you get lost in your imaginatory vagueness your foresight will become a nimble vagrant." - Gary Busey

And there are no words to describe Gary Busey in drag. No words.

"The spectacle has swept right over the speculation"

For anyone who was transfixed by the first movie, watching the new one is a little like being unplugged from the Matrix

I was going to write a review here about the latest Matrix movie, after which I was pretty thoroughly disappointed. Unlike Jason, I thought the second movie didn't seem weighty enough - and the times when it tried to go deeper seemed oddly out of place. This review from the New Yorker says all that I would want to say and more about the Matrix Reloaded as it compares to the first movie, and it is damn well written.

Especially in view of the conventionality of the second film, it’s clear that the first film struck so deep not because it showed us a new world but because it reminded us of this one, and dramatized a simple, memorable choice between the plugged and the unplugged life.

[via escobosa.com]

This has got to stop

I am not sure when this was deemed acceptable, but the practice of every promo for TV shows and preview for movies telling us that there is a "mind-blowing twist you've got to see to believe" is pissing me off.

The act of announcing a surprise or twist (and even going so far as to say its in the last 2 minutes) ruins the effect of the surprise. Half of what makes twists and surprises cool is that they are unexpected.

Movie and TV producers take note: I am announcing a boycott of any such program or movie that stoops to these sensationalist tactics. Also take note that just because you fool everyone in the last five minutes doesn't mean you are good at your craft. Try making a good product all the way through - yeah that means you too, M. Night Shyamalan.

Public take note: expand your attention span, demand more of yourself and your entertainment - don't just sit on the couch and watch whatever sappy reality TV show American networks can crappify from abroad.

6 Converts and Counting

TiVo really has changed my life. The people interviewed in this NY Times article are not made up nor are they on some new designer drug that alters their perceptions of reality. What I can't believe is that it is claimed that 70% of TV watchers have yet to hear about TiVo or its ilk. What? Where have you people been? TiVo regularly get s mentioned on shows like The Tonight Show and Late Night with Conan. More importantly. what are you people waiting for? TiVo can free you from watching shows when networks deem you ready for them, it allows you to watch a 2 and 1/2 hour sporting event of your choice in under 50 minutes, and ensures you don't just sit down in front of the TV and watch whatever crappy reality show happens to be on.

Music make the world's heart beat

I have been playing with HyperScore today and it is pretty amazing. I know there is other "music making" software out there but HyperScore's power is in its simplicity. The interface used to compose complex musical compositions can quickly be mastered by an 8 year old - though it is taking me a bit longer.

HyperScore was developed at MIT and I saw it in action on a PBS show: Scientific American Frontiers with Alan Alda. I really love that show. It covers such varied topics as Native American diet, to communicating with animals, to wearable computers.

If it wasn't for PBS I may only watch TV for 24 and the Simpsons.

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I had nearly given up hope in getting my hands on the unreleased Radiohead album: Hail to the Thief. All my attempts at downloading it had failed with my previous repertoire of file sharing software, then in stepped Hiromi to save the day. He recommended SoulSeek and it worked like a charm.

Radiohead and their record label are understandably pissed off about the theft and subsequent leaking of their latest work. They are such a perfectionist band that having a rough copy of their music out there must trouble them.

Regardless of the purported poor technical quality or unfinishedness of the songs I like the latest work from my favorite band.

Today's Musical Fun Fact: Radiohead began as a band of Oxford students (all current members) named On a Friday.

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On another music software-related note: the new WinAmp 3.0 is a step backwards. I am sticking with 2.8 until they fix some of the usability features of it. WinAmp's strength has always been that it wasn't bloated, didn't try to be a media library on your computer and focused on Playing and organizing playlists. Great features like double-clicking to add songs and select all has been replaced with slow-to-render menus and a clunky interface. No thanks.

Movie News

I am a little disappointed that we will have to wait until June (most likely) to see a Return of the King Trailer. Harry from Ain't It Cool News reports that according to Peter Jackson there will be no Return of the King trailer tacked on to the Two Towers as was done last year. Also from Jackson: the DVD of The Fellowship of the Ring had 35 extra CG shots in it compared to The Two Towers over 150 extra. (by the way - what is up with that disturbing Flash movie up in the corner?)

There are some upcoming movies I'd like to see:

Bend it Like Beckham - looks like a teen movie, but its not.

The Good Thief Nick Nolte? Consider this his last chance.

The 2 Matrix movies coming out this year.

Pirates of the Caribbean - enough special effects to lure me in.

Phone Booth - I am intrigued but also set up for disappointment

City of God- looks beautiful.

Anger Management - looks somewhat good - you gotta love Jack being angry.

A Mighty Wind - would have been reason enough to go to SXSW this year - though I think it would have been tough to get in.

Bruce Almighty - I think this will be a good role for Carrey.

Of course not as good of role as this: Dumb and Dumberer

Gerry - I may get bored but I am willing to take the chance - if I still have a chance with such a limted release.

28 Days Later - Surprisingly not a sequel to that bad Sandra Bullock movie, 28 Days. While I am a sucker for stories about Armageddon (like the Stand) I know that all too often they fail miserably.

...and (of course you knew it was coming) The Return of the King.

Here are some I will not be seeing:

The Core - This illustrates my point about movies about the end of the world as we know it. Usually they do not turn out well. This looks like a worse version of Deep Impact (i.e. the better of the recent asteroid movies). If that isn't low enough for you just view the trailer. If you still want to go then this movie and you were made for each other.

Bulletproof Monk - ugh!

Freddy vs. Jason - Never much been into the splatter genre - give me a psychological thriller any day.

The Last Samurai w/Tom Cruise - yeah I said with Tom Cruise.

Six Feet Above Anything Else on TV

Besides Fox's 24 (which can be flawed at times) and HBO's Sopranos, Six Feet Under (also on HBO) has got to be up there are one of the top shows currently airing. I am renting the first season from NetFlix and I have been most impressed. Now 10 episodes in, what has impressed me most is the subject matter that is being handled on the show. If you have grown up outside of the United States you may not be familiar with how suppressed any talk of death and dying is in this country. Americans, by and large, simply do not discuss dying. The first episode of the series tackles this issue head on in a great way – and since that episode I have been hooked. I had been to more funerals at the end of the first four hours of the series than I had throughout the last 27 years of my life. I think it is health to have a dialog about death here – and what better means of communication for us, fat, lazy Americans, than TeeVee – its like therapy with a remote.

There must be a 12-Step Program

To save you all much time and humiliation (at watching Fox's American Idol) I will publicly humiliate myself (by admitting I watch the show) and give you a rundown on the last 8 contestants and what title they *should* win:

Joshua Gracin - Private First Class Idol; see also: Country Idol, Wet Blanket Idol

Clay Aiken - Band Camp Idol; may also be known as Broadway Idol

Carmen Rasmusen - Ho hum Idol; Teen Idol

Kimberly Caldwell - American Beauty Idol; also One Trick Pony Idol

Kimberley Locke - Lane Bryant Idol; Such a Beautiful Face Idol; "If Only She were 115 lbs" Idol

Rickey Smith - Castridol or Caught-Himself-in-His-Zipper Idol

Trenyce - Penitentiary Idol (defacto winner since Corey Clark has been kicked off)

Ruben Studdard - American Idol or, as I prefer to call him, Barry Whidol

The Hobbit as TV Series?

Ian McKellen agrees with me that Peter Jackson should direct/produce The Hobbit in live action (maybe after a couple of years off). What we don't agree on is that Ian McKellen wants a TV series and I would like to see it as a movie.

If fans can't get enough of the old wizard, neither can McKellen, who refuses to accept that the part ends with the trilogy's final installment. He has a grand idea for the prequel. "I want to play Gandalf again, in The Hobbit. I've asked Peter Jackson if he'll produce the prequel as a huge, yearlong television series. All those different strands to the story seem perfect for TV, and we'd do every scene of it. It could be marvelous."

What good is a TV series when you know the plot and ending?

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You can vote to tell Sony which, now defunct, sitcoms and TV shows to release on DVD. My votes are going to NewsRadio (so I can finally stop trying to tape them off of TiVO in order), Fantasy Island, The Tick, Diff'rent Strokes, T.J. Hooker. Runner-up: Silver Spoons.

News from Outside the U.S.

My friend turned me on to a new news channel called WorldLink TV where news is broadcast from various location around the world. Actually what WorldLink TV does is aggregate news, much like weblogs do (see previous post), to give a global perspective on world event and a local perspective to events at various locations around the globe. I am even more excited to get my TiVo/DirecTV system set back up after a year-long hiatus.

Finding this new news source is timely as it seems more and more Americans are seeking their news abroad. It certainly is one way to escape from the "clutches of a few major media conglomerates that dominate the U.S. media market; the usual suspects being Disney, Clear Channel, Sony Corporation, and AOL Time Warner.

Much of the feedback to European news web sites suggests people are no longer relying solely on the media in their own country for accurate and objective reporting. The internet has now become the home to a diversity of opinion as people choose to make up their own minds on how world situations are taking shape, no longer content with their own localized coverage.

2 by 2

I recently saw Russian Ark - a film created in just one take and one continuous shot. Two things stopped me from completely enjoying this film: 1. I don't speak Russian so consequently I could only read the subtitles of the primary characters. There was a lot of "chatter" that I think would have been interesting, and 2. the story for this movie was obviously conceived as a means to producing a movie with the technical achievements (one continuous take and camera shot) in mind. I would have much preferred that the technological achievement take a back seat to the story. The way this film was shot was amazing. Just think of the score of 4 live orchestras accompanying the film as it makes its way through the beautiful Hermitage Museum in St. Petersburg. I wish the story had been conceived before the technical achievement was decided upon, however.

Silly Little Academy

The biggest screw of the latest Academy Award nominations is the omission of Peter Jackson from the Best Director category. Anyone who pours as much of his life into the making of a film - a film of superb quality and epic scale - should get some recognition.

Rumor has it that The Two Towers will not get the award this year despite critical acclaim saying it was better than the first. I am not surprised. Additional rumors state that the Academy is "saving" the award for the third installment of the series which is said to be incredible. I will believe it when I see that little gold man in the little fat, bearded man's hands.

The nominations are in

The 23rd Annual RAZZIE Award® Nominations are in and it looks to me like Madonna's Swept Away is a shoe-in to win worst picture of the year. Other nominations for Worst Picture: THE ADVENTURES of PLUTO NASH (Warner Bros.), CROSSROADS (Paramount), Roberto Benigni's PINOCCHIO (Miramax), and STAR WARS: EPISODE II: ATTACK OF THE CLONES (Fox/Lucasfilm).

Now don't get me wrong - I have been relatively disappointed with the last 2 films in the Star Wars family, but to say it was one of the worst movies of the year is a bit of an overstatement, but we have to remember that this disappointment is relative. Its relative to all the memories of greatness most of us have for the original trilogy (or at least the first two movies).

Oh yeah, there were some other awards nominations announced too.

Cure@Home

I am not sure that small pox is the best place to start but I like the idea of distributed computing helping to find cures for diseases, much like SETI@Home has done for the search for extra-terestrial life. I do like Oxford's cancer project, much more. [source: MetaFilter]

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Hordes of mouth-breathing geeks forsake Lucas for Jackson - news at 11.

"I tried to make it work. But Star Wars just didn't hold up its end. A relationship is a two-way street. If George had told me he didn't want to do any more Star Wars movies after the original trilogy, yes, that would have hurt. But it would have been better than dragging me along like this. What he ended up doing was just passive-aggressive bullshit."

"If it hadn't been for Peter Jackson showing me what a fantasy saga can be, I might have settled for [summer 2002's] Attack Of The Clones as the best I could ever hope for."

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Today's Fun Fact (brought to you by the letter G: If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.

Lovely big golden ships with noise

Engrish subtitles for the Two Towers - pretty damn funny stuff. (If you are a nerd)

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"I'm going to ask my landlord if I can get a bird. And then I'm going to get an ostrich."
--A guy at Juan's Place [heard In Passing]

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Wondering where to go for your next vacation? Well, wonder no more!

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Sometime between not taking that typing class back in 1992 and today I learned how to type without looking at the keyboard. You would think I would have already been able to touch type since I have been working with computers professionally for just about 8 years now, but I seem to never trust myself to let go and just look up. I just realized however, that I have been looking up and typing lately. It seems weird and I usually screw up if I think about it too much.

The countdown begins.

I have posted new photos of the trim and other woodwork in the house we are building. It is really becoming crunch time as we just 3 weeks remaining to get the following completed: interior paint and trim, exterior trim and siding (we may need to wait to paint until spring), concrete poured in the basement and garage, cabinets and built-ins built, installed, and stained, countertops cut and installed, appliances and fixtures installed, final electrical wiring completed, floors installed, deck built, and many other odds and ends that will need to be tied up. Ugh!

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I finally got around to seeing a movie I have wanted to see for quite some time: Y Tu Mamá También. Although I had originally had very high expectations for this film, I tempered them after hearing some less than resounding praise and so, as it turns out, I found that I liked the movie - perhaps more than I liked the story this film presents. Having spent 3 months in Mexico during college I feel a special bond with the country. I had a chance to travel around for a month of that time and saw a lot of the Mexico I knew in the periphery of this movie. I think it was great that the filmmakers made a point to give you a look at Mexico's natural beauty, its political landscape, and its people. In a lot of ways I thought these little glimpses we get were more compelling than the primary story that seemed a little to shallow for me.

Russkij kovcheg (Russian Ark) (IMDB site) is a new hour and half long film set in the Russian State Hermitage Museum. It is said to have over 2000 actors in it but most impressive: it was filmed in 1 take, one continuous shot. As there would be no way to do this with 35mm film it was shot directly onto a hard drive. Here is the trailer at Apple. It looks incredible and rumor has it it is coming to the Oak Street Cinema in Minneapolis in march.

My first response to the news that a congressman was going to introduce legislation reinstating the U.S. military draft was a shudder. After I thought about it however, I agree that it is exactly what we need to curb the exceedingly flippant attitude most Americans have towards going to war. If there is a possibility that your son or daughter may be drafted maybe you would put more pressure on the government to consider other alternatives. I think this is a great idea - and though it has no shot in passing - it has made some more people consider the horrors of war.

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WWJD

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Random Book Idea:
I think it would be neat to have a book/movie set in a place/time when people aged at different rates. You may have some people who live their whole life out in 20 years while others could still be in infancy when they are 20.

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I was surprised when I heard about CleanFilms.com. Surprised not only that there is such an operation - designed to clean up R-rated movies so that they are fit for pure, religious ears - but also that the movie companies weren't all over their asses. In fact, they are being sued. I do not expect them to be in business much longer, so get your clean version of Monster's Ball while you still can!

Many of you may be wondering why I have been so tight-lipped about the latest Lord of the Rings movie. It isn't that I haven't seen it yet - I have actually seen it 3 times already. I haven't really had time to take it all in, though and wanted to think about it for the last couple weeks since its release. Here are some of my thoughts upon reflection:

At first I thought it was better than the first movie. Now I am not so sure. They were different, and I had heard how the second was supposed to me much darker but I don't think it was. It actually ends with some rather uplifting moments of triumph and a great speech by Sam. It had much more of a sense of closure than the first film and so people without the background of the stories may like it better. It was well-acted and visually stunning - more so than the first. The first film, however, had more of a sense of intimacy with the characters (save for Gollum who I feel deserves a nomination for best supporting actor) than did the second. As I write the last line I am not altogether sure if I buy it myself... I don't know. The Two Towers is definitely more epic in scale making me fear a letdown of sorts in the third and final film. There are still plenty of trials and tribulations ahead of the fellowship and the world of Middlearth, but my recollection of the books is that they do not, perhaps live up to the battle at Helms Deep and the Last March of the Ents in terms of cinematic glory. The Two Towers has oft been called the favorite of the three by many fans of the series.

Maybe news of a forthcoming Hobbit movie would offset any disappointment next year. Though I believe in Peter Jackson and in his love of the story. I am sure he will do a fine job with the third film. Overall I have loved these first two installments, which have resulted in the best fantasy movies of all time.

Here are some thought by some others:

A much more eloquent review than I will write. [Salon]

J.R.R. Tolkien -- enemy of progress. [Salon] You could write an entire essay on the real-world symbolism at the heart of these great fantasies, in fact that may be more or less what is in store for tomorrow's post.

A review of the Extended Edition DVD that I do not particularly agree but wanted to complete the trilogy of Salon articles links. My thoughts laid out in the post above are based, in part, upon my recent viewing of the extended edition of the Fellowship of the Ring. I feel the extended edition that came out on the 4-disc with over 30 minutes of additional footage is the best version of the film - and it was not just for geeks and Tolkien purists. I feel that many compelling scenes were added back to the film that serve to develop primary characters and give some history for those who not familiar with the books - especially for those who are unfamiliar with the books.

I do feel bad but

I do feel bad but not as bad as I should most likely, I haven't been ignoring the web entirely but it has seemed, at times, to me that Alt Text is so far away from me.

I have been taking a ton of photos of my house. It is now on track (in fact it must) to be done by Feb 11th.

I also just finished up a class last night that I have been taking at the Carlson School of Management. I am pretty sure I got an A as I got an A on everything up until the final presentation and thought we did well for ourselves on that and the final paper. One note, college students are not what I remembered them being. It seems like high school - no effort, no intelligent discussion, rarely any questions. Though I do feel a bit like I miss school. I have been thinking about getting a Masters degree in something. Not an MBA though - I couldn't stand the thought of 2 more years of talking about how to manage a sales force.

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Here are some collected links over the past couple weeks since my last post:

Build your own Bag End, from the Lord of the Rings. Damn I already started building an above ground home!

Slightly related: a petition to George Lucas to let Peter Jackson direct the 3rd Star Wars movie.

Did anyone catch the CBS nightly news show a couple weeks ago about doctors who do not take insurance and were able to cut costs and better serve their patients by doing so? There was one group who didn't have offices and for a $1300 annual fee would visit you in your home all year. Others were able to cut their fixed costs by 2/3's in some cases because they did not need the extra office space and staff required to satisfy the insurance companies requirements. it was very interesting. My only concern about not having insurance would be for big things that would occur - car crashes, major illness, etc. I wonder if I can change insurance premiums to have a higher deductible or something and make anything like this worth while.

Alt Text to Music

A theme song for Alt Text? That's right. This bit of music was generated by looking at the URL for Alt Text. Go to this site and see for yourself; or go here for many more ways to play with music and computers. [Hiromi]

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Just when you write off the folks at Sakebomb they go and add content to their site. In between their own hijinks they stop and take time to work on the upcoming Jackass: The Movie website

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A memorial service will be held for Paul Wellstone tomorrow night at 6:30.
What: Official Memorial Service
When: Tuesday, October 29, 6:30 PM
Where: Williams Arena
University of MN
(Minneapolis Campus)
1925 University Ave SE
Minneapolis

You can check here for more info and updates.

More house updates

2nd floor start They are to the second story. The recent snow and rain has caused some delays, though they say it should be no more than 60 days away from completion.

We have moved again. Now we are in a much better neighborhood, with a fenced in yard and 3 bedrooms. I feel better now. if I could only unpack all these boxes - I just can't do it with another move less than 3 months away. My life is a disorganized mess.

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White Oleander was a good book and a decent movie. I thought it was well acted all around. There was a lot left out and the movie definitely felt less yucky than the book, but so did the sense of the main character's ordeals and the true, deep reach and hold that her mother had on her life. Worth seeing with your significant other even if you have not read the book.

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Buy this for your loved ones this holiday season.

It's Wessen Powered

I have thought recently about getting a Toyota Prius or another similarly high effeciency car but now I think I should just power my car with cooking oil.

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Hiromi and I have been discussing a new site aimed at "bringing back to the web the idealism of 1997." he has a domain but he doesn't know how to use it. I don't want to discourage him - he is just so darn cute. I only hope I could regain the idealism and excitement myself.

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You knew it was coming - another Lord of the Rings related post. Don't worry it won't be the last. Of course the new trailer is out and the movie is only 69 days away.

Kung Fu Key Grip

"Kung Fu masterpiece, The Prodigal Son, complete with kicks and punches synchronized to scratching and tweaking" - what part of *that* doesn't sound cool? You can catch this DJ/Kung Fu action live at the Oak Street Cinema tonight.

I really do have love to give; I just don't know where to put it.

Latley I have been feeling very much like William H. Macy's character from Magnolia. Not because I used to be smart but now I's stupid, but rather because I have had the same song on repeat in my car for the last 5 days. Lately, the song, Women's Realm on Belle & Sebastian's Fold Your Hands and Walk Like a Peasant CD. (were you expecting "Dreams" by Gabrielle?) just seems to get me going in the mornings when I am driving to work. And after putting in an underappreciated day's work, it again picks me up on the way home; me singing along at the top of my vocal range.

I have been thinking about taking voice lessons or perhaps having a voice instructor coach me. I don't have any notions that I have a good voice, but I think I could improve it. I would do this for the sole purpose of being able to sing better when I am alone in the car.

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The links to the music above are to music downloading site, eMusic.com. There are others like getMusic.com, and , but eMusic.com happens to have a ton of artists that I like. I just hope that of there "over 900 label partners" Matador decides to stick it out as these bands that I love are on it: Belle And Sebastian, Guided By Voices, Mogwai, Pavement, Yo La Tengo, Modest Mouse, and Frank Black.

Other artists you can find at eMusic.com (and download teir whole albums for just $14.95/month) are: Apples in Stereo, The Get Up Kids, NOFX, Rancid, The Promise Ring, Violent Femmes, The Lemonheads, Helmet, They Might Be Giants, Echo And The Bunnymen, The Owls, Skatalites, The Dandy Warhols, and Less Than Jake.

Download and burn two albums per month and you have more than made up for your monthly fee.

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"No, it is not dangerous to confuse children with angels." - Quiz Kid Donnie Smith, but in some cases it *is* disturbing.

Explain This

I have a lot of explaining to do. I have yet another project that has me working 14 hour days or more. Arbitrary deadlines are fun!

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Is Fear.com not the worst looking movie you have ever seen? And is it really a good selling point to say it is from the creators of House on Haunted Hill? That movie reeked. Plus how lame is it that they could get the actual domain, fear.com? Of course none of this means I won't see it. I don't think there can be anything web-related that is scarier than looking at nearly 2 full weeks gone by without a post at AltText.com

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One good thing about being so busy on projects is that I don't have time to surf other sites ... oh wait that is a bad thing.

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My house is finally going to be built. The date of the ground breaking is now set for this Thursday.

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I just got back from a recent trip along the north shore of Lake Superior in Minnesota and Canada. No West Nile symptoms yet.

Filtering Meta Filter for Laziest of Web Browsers

Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy is now available on DVD. So is Kids In The Hall - Same Guys, New Dresses

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I like many things about the new concepts created for the site of the World Trade Center towers, (nice little site by the way) but I do not think they are being imaginative enough with the high rise buildings. Maybe you can't be, but I would like to see some structures that are as fanciful as the name "skyscraper". That being said, I like the Square & Garden concepts best for the structures and the Plaza and Triangle concepts for the use of garden/plaza/park space.

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The micro machines shown in these photos are no toys - they are much cooler. They are being shown next to tiny mites to show just how small they are.

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HIV muppet causes Republicans across the U.S. to grab their bibles and start condemning them thar bad people with the HIV. They should first try to understand the situation in South Africa. South Africa alone it is estimated that in 2002, 300,000 people will die of AIDS" and "40 percent of women of child-bearing age there are infected with HIV". Of course if lawmakers gave a damn (read: if this epidemic was in Europe or not concentrated among Africans the racist right might actually care to spend some of their recently insider-traded money to help the situation) there may not be such a desperate situation now.

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MoveOn.org has published information on the President's Vice-President's finances. Some things seem a bit shady. There is of course the making of over $36 million in the year 2000 but also the fact that the minimum size of the "accounting irregularities" that occurred while Cheney was CEO was $100,000,000.

[All of the previous links were found at MetaFilter and reposted here as real live content]

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After years of promises that the oil refineries built on their land would benefit all the citizens of Escravos, Nigeria but seeing none of those promises come to fruition, hundreds of Nigerian women storm 4 Chevron stations and hold them until more jobs we given to local workers and improvements to the living conditions in nearby villages were made. [Story from Yahoo News]

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After reviewing my own stats I am convinced that designing and developing for IE 5 and up and Mozilla 1.0 (5.0) and up is the correct decision. Google's June browser distribution info further bolsters my view. Their stats on operating systems make me feel like not spending too much time testing for Macs either but for the fact that many of my friends in the "online community" are using them. Plus I do respect Macs a bit more now that OS X is in wider use. From what I have seen it is a huge improvement over all other operating systems out there with the possible exception of XP (I still like XP's interface much better - but don't get me started on its layer-over-layer, outdated architecture it still uses)

With that said I am doing some housekeeping and you may notice some minor changes to the Alt Text. You may also notice the similarity between some of my modifications and some that Jason has made. I swear these are mostly coincidental.

I would like to go on record that Mozilla is now my default browser. All I have to say to defend myself is: tabbed browsing is da bomb.

[Web stat images from Google Zeitgeist]

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In other news Alt Text and Amazon.com were finally able to put an end to their hostilities. With Amazon's announcement that it is opening its new web services, essentially allowing developers and site publishers from using Amazon's data in ways that better fits their needs. This doesn't erase all past wrongs (especially as far as their patent stances go) but it does go a long way towards opening things up a bit. Plus it is really hard to hate them while admiring their site for so long.

UPDATE: There has already been a new site created that looks and acts like Google but has all the data of Amazon: meet Amazon Light

I like moving but ...

... I hate moving. Especially when I am moving to a house without central air during the hottest weekend of the year.

I like sweating but I hate sweating. Its not bad when you are playing sports or exercising but not when I am standing up in my house and that is the extent of my exertion. I hate not being able to escape the heat.

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There is a new Two Towers trailer at Apple.com

I like Star Wars

I like Star Wars as much as the next guy, unless of course the next guy is one of these people. Here is a link to their site.

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This book looks very interesting and I plan on picking up a copy soon (I am trying to get it from the library - part of my cost saving measures lately - and as it turns out slightly more environmentally friendly). It is about "how humans relate to their environment" - meaning that in a closed environment like the one we are basically in (not including the input from the sun) we (humans) alone create waste that is not readily used by other organisms and broken down. And that we must strive to create products, but also the means of making the products, that are more in harmony with the ecosystem in which we live.

There is a nice review on this book, titled Cradle to Cradle: Remaking the Way We Make Things to be found on slash dot here.

Excerpts from the review:

TeeVee Newz

Ozzy and Family sign up for another season. So for once, a good show stays on the air.

Soon we may not be able to say that about a few other shows:

The Family Guy has already been cancelled. I am just hoping beyond hope that it gets picked up by the WB or something - I mean come on! What on the WB or UPN is better than the Family Guy?

Futurama is on the block next, though it does have more than a season of episodes completed that have yet to air.

In happier news the Simpsons movie is scheduled to come out sometime next year. Details are hard to come by though. www.thesimpsonsmovie.com and www.simpsonsmovie.com have been registered, probably by FOX.

When in doubt mine slash dot

Lucas really couldn't be THIS evil. Plans to change and release the original three Star Wars movies again with inserted scenes with Natalie Portman and ... (cough) Jar Jar Binks. It can't be true.

Also fun is this collection of video from the Conan O'Brian show with Triumph the dog. Especially funny? All of them but thy the Star Wars one first.

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This guy has some rather large cajones. He plans to launch himself into space (or at least 30 miles up), from his backyard, in a rocket he is making himself. Here is the slash dot link.

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These are some of the coolest action figures I have seen.

Episode II Redux

After a 2nd viewing episode II was a little better. It all seemed to fit together better and has a very Empire Strikes Back feeling about it. There are obvious similarities of course - but mostly it is the feeling that this movie is just a segue to the 3rd in the prequel trilogy.

There is a pretty good review on Slashdot by Rob Malda (aka CmdrTaco of Slashdot)

Here is a good quote from it about Anakin:

"Anakin is little improved from Menace. I know he's supposed to be full of anger and angst, but mostly he just comes off as constipated and bitchy."

Aside from bowel problems, Anakin (as do most of the characters) suffers from poor writing. Lucas always has to state the obvious and worse, he must state the obvious in the simplest of terms. I came away from Episode II with a feeling that I wish there was more depth to the story - an underlying plotline, more subtlety or anything that I could take with me from the theater and think about. Lucas would say the movie is "kid-friendly" and I wouldn't want it to be otherwise, but how about throwing the adult fans a bone here?

I just saw Star Wars

I just saw Star Wars (you know the one I mean) and must say I was pretty disappointed. I have been a defender of Episode I up to now and I do think it was a good movie on its on (without all the 20 years of expectation building baggage) but I do not think Episode II was as good. There were good scenes and quite a few laughs (often though, these came at the expense of poor dialog and poorer acting). It had its good points and a second viewing may find this 2nd installment in a better light but right now I am siding with Roger Ebert on this.

Vanilla Coke

I think I will like Vanilla Coke and somehow living in Minneapolis I get to try it a full day before the rest of the world.

Too bad living here doesn't afford me the opportunity to see Episode II "the way it was meant to be seen" - projected digitally. There isn't a theater equipped with a digital projector for hundreds and hundreds of miles. They have them in Budapest, Hungary and Bratislava, Slovakia for pete's sake!

[The previous tidbits of info and links courtesy of Broomeman.com]

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Updated house plans are now posted to the server. The plans listed below are of a much smaller file size but will more clearly show the plans:
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I have taken some photos of my blueprints (per request). They are large file sizes and taken with this camera if you would like to buy it. There are some modifications to the plans being made. They are pretty subtle however. I will post a list of them along with some cleaned up plans that show details later today.

I have been doing quite

I have been doing quite well on my quest to eat better. I have eaten meat, but I have greatly reduced the amount of meat I eat (especially low quality meat like that found at fast food restaurants) and have eliminated soda altogether. I feel good and even find my body rejecting things that are bad for me by having no appetite for those things. I am not sure how good this will be, but I have been wondering when things like the BK Veggie would become more mainsteam. Then I figure California has probably had stuff like this for years and it's just the meat-loving Midwest that is slow. [Blue Robot]

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I have been planning on constructing something I have been calling the Family tree of world religions but I keep getting pulled away to do other things and my definition of religions keeps getting stretched here and there. Jason's post about this biblical family tree got me thinking about it more and maybe I will even complete it soon.

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The Internet seems to be letting me down in my quest to see the trailer for the next Lord of the Rings movie online. I saw it in the theater and in true trailer-style, it was at the end of the movie. It wasn't quite as good as a well-edited cinematic trailer ought to be, but it still looked damn good.

Is there such a thing as selflessness?

Mark got me to thinking today about the possibility that there is no such thing as a selfless act. I had thought about this before and indeed, most acts that appear selfless to us, upon further inspection, will usually give the doer some sort of payback. I am going to hopefully finish reading The Selfish Gene by Richard Dawkins someday soon and can comment on this further.

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In other news: light has been stopped.

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There are some things to like about this site. Of course there is at least one big thing to hate - full screen. [thanks Hiromi]

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Last but not least, I just saw The Fellowship of the Ring (yes, again) and the new trailer for the second movie, The Two Towers. The coolest thing about it was that they showed Treebeard (a talking, walking tree, or ent). I am pretty excited only 264 more days!

The Fellowship of the Oscar

I understand that The Fellowship of the Ring was not the most well-acted movie nor, perhaps, the best telling of a story, however I believe Best Picture should take into consideration more than acting and story, it should encompass the entire movie making process. Was A Beautiful Mind harder to make than the Lord of the Rings movies? No. Was the feat of making 40,000 pieces of armor and costume, holding together thousands of extras, and filming on location for nearly two years somehow less impressive than Ron Howard sitting in a room with Russel Crowe and a handful people making a movie that isn't even true to the man's life they are depicting? What, me bitter? Here is what should have gone down last night at the Academy Awards:

Best Picture: Lord of the Rings - The filmmakers for this film deserve credit for bringing Tolkien's words to a live action screen - something that many before had said could never be done.

Best Director: Peter Jackson for all the reasons listed above and many more.

Best Actor: How could Denzel have been better in Training Day than Sean Penn was in I Am Sam, Will Smith was in Ali, or Tom Wilkinson was for In the Bedroom?

Best Costume Design: Did I mention the 40,000 pieces of armor and costume?

Black Hawk Down

I saw Black Hawk Down and recognize that it was very well made but suffers from the same fate most high budget, special effects blockbuster suffers from - lack of character development. I think if there was an hour or so more footage in the film, before the fighting, where the characters are presented and developed, I may have known, or cared who it was that was getting shot at. Unfortunately, as it was, the film's few minutes of character development was very boring and I remember thinking, where is the action? I guess I knew what I was paying to see.

Flash used well

I would like to see more Flash used in this way: A neat "broadband documentary", Becoming Human makes use of still photography and voiceovers in a way a documentary movie would, but at a fraction of the bandwidth "cost".

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After the 29th, if you see the The Fellowship of the Ring (again) you will also be able to see the preview for the next movie, The Two Towers, due out in December. In all time box office news, I see it coming in 6th (edging out Harry Potter), all time for US box office returns (About $330 million) and as high as 4th all time on the worldwide box office chart with a total near $920 million.

Movies suck

I saw Brotherhood of the Wolf a couple days ago and I still don't think it was any better than I did when I left the theater. Despite several people I know telling me to the contrary, I just don't think some of the film's better points (beautiful cinematography for example) can overcome its weaker ones (holes in the plot, overdoing it on the stop motion, and weak fight scenes - until the end).

On the topic of movies: Why do I know I am going to see The Time Machine when I know it will suck? It looks like an even worse Planet of the Apes (2001).

I saved Latin. What did you ever do?

I really thought that Jason Schwartzman (who played Max J. Fisher in Rushmore) would have been able to pick from a lot of good roles after his debut film was so (critically) successful. But as it turns out he hasn't done much and is now in the really bad looking movie, Slackers. (wasn't there already a movie by this name?)

But before you go feeling too sorry for Jason, you should know that he is on the verge of becoming a bona fide rock star as the drummer in the band, Phantom Planet, whose single, California, appears on the Orange County soundtrack (which doesn't look like a bad album) and is insidiously catchy.

The 2001 Oscar Nominations

The 2001 Oscar Nomination are in and, because The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring received 13 nominations, headlines like this are being printed and typed everywhere: 'Lord' Runs Rings Around Oscar, 'Rings' lords over Oscar with 13 nominations, and the more subdued, 'Rings' Leads Oscar Nominations.

Here are the nominees for Best Picture: Although I did not see it, I have the impression that Amélie was robbed by not being included here.

I was happy to see at least some recognition for it, Memento, and The Royal Tenenbaums in the form of a writing (original screenplay) nomination.

All the comforts of home in 1 box

Two new movie theaters in town (the Twin Cities) are trying a new way to make more money, VIP suites. That's right, now you and 17-19 of your closest friends can go to the movies and sit in a box suite just like at sporting events. You get to sit in the back of the theatre (even behind the teenagers making out) in a sound proof box (with its own sound system) and even have food catered in if you choose. Now you can not fear retribution when you answer your cell phone during a movie or talk it up with your friends. All this for $100 plus regular ticket prices! One question though - why not stay home?

Feel like rocks are hurtling toward you?

When you are having a bad day, just think to yourself, it could be worse.

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Star Wars: Episode II does not open for another 5 months, but that hasn't stopped two bone-headed fans from starting a line at Seattle's landmark Cinerama for the film to open on May 16 - a theatre that may not even show the film.

Obsessed

OK I promise this will be the last post about the Lord of the Rings for a while. But after seeing the film for the third time I can say without a doubt, that it gets better with each viewing. When I saw it for the second time, I was able to relax and let the film wash over me without being all swept up in it like the first viewing. The third time (I had to bring my Dad and my wife's parents) I was able to see many details that show how much love went into the film despite the alleged 37 errors found in the film.

I keep expecting to be tired of the movie or to be satisfied but I am not. I could see it again! During this third viewing, I was able to check out some of the supposed errors in the film. Many people say, for example, that they could see cars driving in the distance. Cars in the distance? I didn't see any cars but I did look for some of the other so-called-errors and verified some while others seem less like mistakes and more like misconceptions.

The AFI just named The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Rings as its Best Picture of 2001. If it wins the Best Motion Picture - Drama Golden Globe that it has been nominated for, it will have a very strong chance of winning the Best Picture Oscar.

Because of the timing of its release and its recent nominations and awards, I look for this first Lord of the Rings movie to be very successful at the box office. How successful? When all is said and done (which might not be until the 2nd movie releases - or even beyond that) I expect The Fellowship of the Rings to come in 6th or 7th all-time, or just over $300 million. As a franchise and in the very long run the movie could do as well as Titanic's $600 million, but I won't be holding my breath. Here is a site that is watching LOTR's progress vs. Titanic. Maybe if I see it a couple more times...

There's some good news for fans disappointed by some of LOTR's omissions (they had to cut something - it was already 3 hours). "The DVD, being released later this year, should have an extra thirty to forty minutes of footage on it. The additions would include some more interaction and development among the members of the Fellowship. Another addition would include the sequence in which Gimli falls for Galadriel, a turning point for his distrust of Elves." I really hope that the additional footage is in added right into the movie as it runs, or there is an option to do so, rather than in some extra features or deleted scenes.

Finally, my favorite quote from someone reviewing the Lord of the Rings movie: "The movie's length is its only possible deterrent: I really wanted it to be longer." - Brendan L. Agnew

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I really should start the year out right with a well planned, well-thought out post about something meaningful. Perhaps a post sharing all my resolutions for the new year, a commentary on the past year, or even a look ahead to the new year. That's not going to happen today. Today, all I have is another in a series of gripes about the next Star Wars movie coming this spring.

And it goes a little something like this: I have long said that Anakin's character was miscast, putting in someone who looks to be a long lost member of N'Sync in as the most powerful of all the Jedi Knights. As it turns out, I may have been closer to the truth than I could have realized ... And it gets worse. Not only is this N'Sync reject starring in what is supposed to be the greatest Sci-Fi/Fantasy series of all time, but the rest of N'Sync is in the god dammed movie too!

Sounds of the Season

Some soundtrack news:

Although I have not seen the movie yet, I am sure I will love the soundtrack to The Royal Tenenbaums. Of course this is another Wes Anderson movie and it includes a score made by Mark Mothersbaugh much like his previous films' soundtracks: Rushmore and Bottle Rockets but it also has some tracks by Bob Dylan, The Clash, The Ramones, Nick Drake, Elliot Smith, and the Velvet Underground. Unfortunately, just like Rushmore (and possibly Bottle Rockets) there are some huge omissions - songs that were left off the album for some reason. Some of these include a version of the Beatles' "Hey Jude" by Elliot Smith, "Sloop John B" by the Beach Boys, and "She Smiled Sweetly" by the Rolling Stones. Rushmore left off a good Rolling Stone song too - does Wes Anderson have something against Mick, Keith, and the boys?

Another great soundtrack that I happen to have a pre-release copy of is for the movie "I am Sam". Though I don't know if the movie (with Sean Penn and Michelle Pfeiffer) will be all that good, it won't be because of weak musical accompaniment. It is a soundtrack of all Beatles' (who I love) covers by various artists (most of which I happen to love as well). There are tracks by The Wallflowers, Rufus Wainwright, Ben Harper, Paul Westerberg, Heather Nova, Nick Cave, Sarah McLachlan, Eddie Veder, Ben Folds, and more. Aimee Mann & Michael Penn's rendition of "Two of Us" particularly stands out. It is a very good soundtrack and any movie that plays that many Beatles tunes can't be that bad can it?

Finally a post couldn't be complete without something about the Lord of the Rings movie. The soundtrack is mostly original score by Howard Shore but there are two new tracks from Enya called "May It Be" and "The Council Of Elrond (Theme For Aragorn And Arwen)" both good, but then, I like Enya.

The Fellowship of the Ring

The Fellowship of the Ring now ranks as the top movie in the Internet Movie Database's Top 250 movies as voted by users. Previously The Godfather had been number 1, as the only other movie to garner an overall rating of 9 or better. But at 2/10's of a percent better than The Godfather, it is possible the movie could stay there (it does have nearly 14,000 votes at the time I am writing this).

Do I think it should be there at number 1? I will wait to answer that.

See it early, see it often - an instant classic.

The Lord of the Rings movie was even better the second time around. I am down to only two nitpicks now. One was the headstand spin break-dancing move and the other was the psycho queen tantrum special effects. I hope those obscure references don't spoil anything for anyone. This film lives up to the hype and should be a serious contender for best picture of the year.

The people who decide the Golden Globes already think so and have nominated the film for 4 Golden Globes including best picture - drama and best director. [CNN]

One Ring to Rule the Box Office

Lord of the Rings: A beautiful movie, with good casting (except for Elrond being played by Agent Smith), and compelling story. Any pacing problems that I thought the movie had were likely a result of it being 2:30 this morning at the time. Aside from a few nitpick-type criticisms I thought it was a very good movie. I will let you know more after tonight's viewing.

Don't read this...

...if you don't want to hear anything else about the upcoming Lord of the Rings movie. But as it has premiered already in London, I thought I would summarize some of the initial feedback: this movie kicks ass!

But you can also take the word of the BBC if you would like.

I just had to post this as a response to those stupid-ass Burger King commercials. Sadly, I cannot take the credit nor give it as I do not know from whence this came:

Three drinks for the Burger Kings under the sky,
Seven burgers for the Dwarves who are stoned,
Ninety million consumers doomed to buy,
One cut for the Dark Lord, the franchise he owns.
In the land of Mordor where the Whoppers lie.
Onion ring to rule them all, onion ring to dine them,
Onion ring to bring them all and in the deep-fryer bind them
In the land of Mordor where the Whoppers lie.

I cannot believe I missed the 1-hour making of special on Sci-Fi.

Unrelated note: The Sci-Fi channel is showing Iron Teacher, which is along the vein of the Iron Chef show the Food Network puts on. They film it at the Exploratorium which you should visit if you live in or are planning to visit the San Francisco Bay Area. [Source: Slashdot]

Here are my 1-sentence reviews

Here are my 1-sentence reviewsTM of a couple recent (and not so) movies I have seen:

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone: I read half the book and enjoyed the part of the movie I had read because I knew the story to a greater depth than the movie was willing to go into.

Shallow Hal: This movie was much better than I expected, so I can still love Jack Black and the Farrelly brothers.

13 Ghosts: I was wishing I was dead about 10 minutes into this movie.

Bandits: I was pleasantly surprised that I could still like these two (Willis and Thorton).

Zoolander: It was worth the $7 if only for the "Orange Mocha Frappuccino Latte" scene.

Star Wars Episode 2 - Send in the Clones (or whatever): I know it is only a preview but Lucas really believes he could sit in front of a camera and jerk off for 2 hours and make $300 million. A preview should be more than a bunch of scenes spliced together. And what's with that N-Sync reject playing Anakin? (I know that was not a sentence but I am riled up.)

The Fellowship of the Rings: I know this movie is still 3 weeks away, but did I mention it is going to be soooo good?

Lord of the Rings news

I came across some interesting facts lately about the upcoming Lord of the Rings movies:

The crew for the shoot "consisted of 2400 people from all over the world, (was) shot in over 100 locations and on 350 sets. The three films featured a whopping 77 speaking roles, and 26,660 extras were employed to fill out the epic battle scenes." It was also the longest shoot since Apocalypse Now at a whopping 274 days. Wow!

"Because of the intense working relationship, the Fellowship of the Ring cast members bonded to an unusual degree." The main cast members even got matching tattoos at the end of shooting. The tattoos say (in Elf script) 'The Nine.' Everyone got them in different places. Sean Astin got his on his ankle and has this to say: "Mine's on my ankle -- the Hobbit foot -- because Billy Boyd, who plays Pippin, got his on his ankle and I thought it was very appropriate given that we were Hobbits." I think maybe these guys have been shooting this movie too long. Does Sean realize that he isn't, in fact, a hobbit?

Christopher Lee, who plays Saruman, "had read The Lord of the Rings each year for the last 20 years before he was hired to be in the production." Do you think he was qualified as a fan?

[Source: MovieFone.com]

It also seems that the first movie due out December 19th in the U.S. will do very well. Especially if European advanced tickets sales are any indication (as this article at CNN seems to indicate. "Swedish "Fellowship" tickets went on sale only Monday -- much to the relief of the fans who had been waiting in line for as long as five days in temperatures that dipped below the freezing point. 'Star Wars: The Phantom Menace' was the last time people queued up outside theaters, but it's never been anything like this."

Other tidbits:

The runtime has been confirmed at 2 hours and 58 minutes and it is shooting for a PG rating in the U.S.

You can now listen to the entire original score for the movie as well as one of the two new songs by Enya featured in the film at the official site.

Take the greed out of the ballgame.

I hadn't heard anything about this before, but there was a re-edit of The Phantom Menace done by an anonymous person who claims that his version is more Lucas-like than the original. With edits like reducing Jar-Jar's lines to nearly none, and taking away some of the more annoying Anakin lines (see Yahooo! and Yipee!), as well eliminating many extraneous sequences (can you say the underwater journey?) it is easy to see why this version is being touted as "...a good film that had been hidden inside the disappointing original..."

If anyone knows where I can get my hands on a free download or copy of this version please email me.

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Much ink and many trees have been used this week to describe the Major League Baseball decision to contract the league and possibly eliminate the Minnesota Twins. As I have not gone to a Twins game in nearly 10 years (I haven't been excited about baseball since 1991) I may not be the best spokesperson, but I also cannot be classified as a fan. As such, I still would hate to see the Twins eliminated from the league and for Minnesota to lose a pro sports team. There are many reasons why I believe this latest development is another means to extort a new, publicly-funded stadium out of the state, not the least of which is that the Twins posted the fifth-best record in the American League this season (85-77) and attracted nearly 1.8 million fans at home, a 700,000-plus increase from 2000. These attendance numbers and their past attendance numbers are actually among some of the better numbers for the league and outpace many attendance figures for larger markets such as Chicago and Philadelphia.

Hey Bud, if you want to save baseball and expand revenue in all cities, try a salary cap similar to the NBA where a team can sign their own players for more than any other team and go over the cap to do so. You will soon start to see more parity and more people coming out to see games knowing that their team can compete and will not be changing personnel every year as the top 4-5 teams buy the next World Series.

I am not saying that if the Twins stay then I am going to become a huge baseball fan, but if they did, and they figured out a way to build an open air stadium, I would definitely go to a few games each season. I think a lot of others would too.

Shut up Wesley!

When I was younger my favorite movie was Stand By Me. Something about the camaraderie and experiences that the characters shared appealed to me. And although I was always partial to River Phoenix's character, Wil Wheaton is now a closer second as I learn more about him on his very own website, which he runs himself. His interests and geekhood are inline with my own and this interview on slashdot confirms most of it. Wil Wheaton I salute you!

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I am posting this from a Minnesota Wild game...from my phone. I feel like kicking my own ass right now.

Alone at the drive in

Going to the movies by myself is something I don't often do. (but I am gradually losing my inhibitions about it) However, going to a movie just to see the trailer of another movie I really am looking forward to is something I have only done once before. As it turns out the new trailer for The Fellowship of the Ring wasn't playing at tonight's showing of Zoolander as I was hoping but I did see a preview for a movie I am really excited to see as well: Wes Anderson's latest movie, The Royal Tenenbaums.

If you have not seen Rushmore, why not? Go rent buy it now. It is very good. The Royal Tenenbaums looks like (or at least is being marketed to look like) another Rushmore. And it too, looks very good. It stars Gene Hackman, Anjelica Huston, Gwyneth Paltrow, Owen Wilson, Luke Wilson, Ben Stiller, Bill Murray, and Danny Glover (wow) and with music from The Beatles, Nick Drake, The Ramones, Elliot Smith among others it is hard not to see why this movie will be great.

This year has been a pretty bad drought as far as movies go. It looks like that is looking to change in the last couple months of the year. Of course there is Fellowship of the Rings and The Royal Tenenbaums, but I am looking forward to the following as well: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Bandits, K-PAX, Monsters, Inc. (the last 3 tend to just have certain aspects of them I find interesting and so, would see)

Fellowship Trailer

The new trailer for the upcoming Fellowship of the Ring movie goes a long way towards alleviating my fears of disappointment surrounding the movie that I am anticipating more than any other movie ever.

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Conan O'Brien gets away with a lot on his late night show. These video clips are provided to prove it. These are so damn funny - there are people nearly wetting themselves here at work watching them.

When did this happen?

When did this happen? VW has a new Drive-In section where it showcases several independent films. It is actually pretty cool.

It was bound to happen. British Telecommunications decided to attempt to enforce their "patent" on the use of hyperlink - against Prodigy of all companies!

Prototyping

Because this is what I do in my job I thought this was a very interesting article on prototyping on A List Apart. Maybe you will find it that way too.

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As people who know me know, I love movies. Well most media actually but movies especially. There is something in movies that can touch a person very deeply, make them laugh loudly, make them cry ... wetly?.

Whatever it is, there is just something about movies. To celebrate movies I thought I would share with you some sites that I particularly enjoy who s focus is the motion picture:

You want it all but you can't have it. It's in your face but you can't grab it.

I saw Fight Club last night, and wasn't really excited to see it. I should have been. It was much better than I thought it would be. It was meant to be a slap in the face for all of us who go through life collecting more and more things. It was supposed to wake us up and tell us that life isn't about that.

The way it brings the viewer to these realizations is what is so unique. Brad Pitt is good at playing, what I can only assume, is himself, but Edward Norton is great. Hell, even Meat Loaf is alright.

What made the experience of Fight Club memorable is the feeling of anarchy and chaos I got immediatly after leaving the theater. Coupled with this was the feeling that I suddenly knew what was important in life and what was not, as if I had just awoken.

I peeled out of the parking lot (part of that anarchy thing...made even more absurd due to the fact that I was driving a corolla) and returned home to lie in bed and think of all I had been doing on a day to day basis and what I should be doing; nothing revolutionary, but something to be reminded of now and again.

I am sure in a couple days I will be back to my designer furniture, townhouse, and khakis awaiting another slap in the face.

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