Main

May 12, 2008

Things younger than McCain (dot com)

April 02, 2008

Hilary is Fu%*#@g Obama

February 13, 2007

Like a molestache with a jump shot

NBA player Adam Morrison inspired Morristache.com.

October 18, 2006

What would they think of kill the carrier*

Joystiq pointed me to some articles about schoolyard games being banned because they could be dangerous. It is not just an isolated incident either, but a trend. Now, I am, I admit, the guy who laughs at kids on bikes wearing helmets and generally thinks we are getting ridiculous in our over-protectiveness, but certainly it isn't just me who finds this trend sad.

*or it's non-pc counterpart smear the queer

October 09, 2006

Why I rarely worry about the new "hip, hardcore" evangelical movement

This follows a good piece on the Disciple Generation, a "fierce new face of American evangelism" that Salon did a little less than a month ago.

Stephen Baldwin. The dude can only name 6 of the 10 commandments and needless to say is a complete moron. Also check out this interview with him for some hilarious hypocrisy.

October 04, 2006

Over 100,000 views on my Flickr photostream!

Thanks in large part to the incredible interest in the Super Mario wedding cake Brent and Annette had at their wedding, I had a few photos with over 50,000 views and one with over 250 people calling it a favorite. Who knew people would be so into that cake?

June 06, 2006

Pretty funny wrap up of American Idol (for non-fans)

June 02, 2006

Good Oprah article at The New Republic (must login)

"The name Oprah gave to her production company--her business--is Harpo Productions, which is "Oprah" spelled backward. That is exactly right. Winfreyism is the expression of an immensely reassuring and inspiring message that has, without doubt, helped millions of people carry on with their lives. And it is also an empty, cynical, icily selfish outlook on life that undercuts its own positive energy at every turn. On her way to Auschwitz, sitting in her hotel room in Krakow, thinking about the masses of people who were murdered in the death camp, Oprah wrote in O, "I have never felt more human." Her empathy and moral growth seem to require human sacrifice. Yet watching Oprah does fill you with hope. It also plunges you into despair. She has become something like America itself."

June 01, 2006

1983 Delorean time machine replica on ebay

May 31, 2006

The Daily show on plagerism

The Paris Hilton and West Wing bits alone make it worthwhile to watch this segment. And you might as weell fire this one up too, Samantha Bee on preparedness.

May 16, 2006

Words made up for The Simpsons

May 10, 2006

Not Your Soldier

Anti-recruiting website for today's youth combats the Army's (and other branches) despicable tactics to draft the poor into service.

April 17, 2006

Guy seeking a home, trades one red paperclip

He's already got the use of a home in Phoenix for 1 year, can a real house be that far off? Put this next to the Million Dollar Homepage on the list of things we are all kicking ourselves over for not doing ourselves.

March 27, 2006

Sure fire investment strategy

Mark my words: if you can get your hands on mass quantities of this toy before Christmas you will be able to make a pretty penny. I would bet that for each Pleo you buy at $200 you will be able to make at minimum 100% profit.

The real Targhetto

Somewhat suprisingly, the Target on Broadway has more of a claim on the Targhetto moniker than the Lake street Target.

March 22, 2006

Concepts like Google Idol are catching on and spurring a whole new generation of Milli Vanilli's

March 08, 2006

This is the reason smart (and not so smart) people pretend evolution didn't happen and continue to push their agenda of creationism

Public opinion is so fragile, it can be swayed by repeating lies over and over and over again.

March 06, 2006

Great Natalie Portman rap from Saturday's SNL

Just about the only thing worth watching on Saturday Night Live lately has been the pre-recorded segments like the stuff that the Lonely Island kids are doing. NOTE: watch this video soon as You Tube is cracking down hard on copyrighted material. UPDATE: Perhaps this will be a more permanent spot to see this video (or at least higher quality)

UPDATE: I changed the link above. It seems NBC is sending out Cease and Desisits like Christmas cards. I would like to echo the sentiments of this guy:

Lazy Sunday is one of the most virulent of viral media I've seen in years. It literally was on nearly every site I frequent. I watched it at YouTube, and went back to view it on YouTube several times and gave the URL to friends. This sparked the discussion of whether SNL was finally "not sucking" anymore. Get the idea? People were talking about one of your shows, one which hasn't been, you know, funny in years.

January 23, 2006

The gloomiest day of the year

British health psychologist, Cliff Arnall, has come up with a formula that points to today as the saddest day of the year for most people:

1/8W + (D-d)3/8 x TQ / M x NA

W - weather
D - debt
d - monthly salary
T - time since Christmas
Q - time since failure to quit a bad habit
M- low motivational levels
NA - the need to take action

I am not sure how you would quantify many of these variables, and even if you could, there are some things that would wreak havoc on the outcome (i.e. if your debt is lower than your monthly salary then you end up multiplying 3/8 and a negative number, and the fact that many people don't really care about Christmas or making new year's resolutions).

God's words are copyright protected

As the spokesman for the lord it may be surprising that the Pope has now said that all he proclaims is the copyright of the Catholic Church. Now they finally are going to show all those Johnny-come-lately Protestants that if they want the word of god they better pay up.

Map theme continues

Using Google searches such as, "Germans are known for *" and the like, this map was created to show the general impressions people have of various people around the world.

January 04, 2006

Last 1000 pixels on Million Dollar Homepage to sell on eBay

While I really may want to hate Alex Tew, the British guy selling pixels for $1 each at The Million Dollar Homepage I know it is just because he will make well over a million dollars with an idea anyone could have come up with. Damn you Alex Tew!

December 28, 2005

Christian throwback jerseys

That's quite a throwback. I wonder how Jesus looked throwing down a mad dunk?

December 01, 2005

Sarah Silverman is one funny bitch

Don't believe me? Read this Rolling Stone article

She will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine

Oprah is finding an audience among young Sauid Arabians. I suspect that Oprah will do more to "win the hearts and minds" of people in the Middle East than any "liberation" could ever do.

smashmyxbox.com

Pretty much what it sounds like.